It’s Bachelor Pad time, y’all! And ABC has finally released the cheesy bikini shots of the cast members who have given up their public quest for love and instead have decided to embark on a public quest for money. ABC is promising the most controversial season yet. That’s what they always say.
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Bachelor Pad 3 premiers July 23 at 8/7c on ABC.
ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT BACHELOR PAD? THOUGHTS ON ADDING THE “SUPER FANS” TO THE LINE-UP?
MEET THE CAST OF BACHELOR PAD 3 BELOW!
THE BOYS:
Chris Bukowski, 25, Corporate Sales Director
Pedigree: Emily Maynard‘s Season of The Bachelorette
Ryan Hoag, 32, High School Dean/Former NFL Player
Pedigree: DeAnna Pappas‘ season of The Bachelorette
Reid Rosenthal, 33, Realtor
Pedigree: Jillian Harris‘ season of The Bachelorette
Kalon McManhon, 27, Helicopter Riding Douchebag and child hater, Luxury Brand Consultant
Pedigree: Emily Maynard‘s Season of The Bachelorette
Nick Peterson, 27, Pro-Sports Trainer
Pedigree: Ashley Hebert‘s Season of The Bachelorette
Tony Pieper, 30, Single dad who cries a lot. Is he going to make it through this show without a sobbing meltdown?
Pedigree: Emily Maynard‘s Season of The Bachelorette
Michael Stagliano, 27, Professional Reality Show contestant & last year’s Bachelor Pad Winner. Has been dumped on national TV more than once.
Pedigree: Jillian Harris‘ Season of The Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad 2
Ed Swiderski, 33, Technology Consultant
Pedigree: Jillian Harris‘ season of The Bachelorette
Chris Bain, 28, Hopeful Reality Star SWAT Team Office from Canton, GA
Pedigree: Bachelor Pad Super Fan!
David Mallet, 28, Famewhore Real Estate Agent/MMA Fighter, from Hoboken, NJ
Pedigree: Bachelor Pad Super Fan!
THE GIRLS!
Lindzi Cox, 27, Pretty girl with eternally bad hair and make-up Horse Enthusiast & Development Manager
Pedigree: first runner-up, Ben Flajnik‘s season of The Bachelor
Blakeley Shea, now going by Blakely Jones. Did she get work done? 34, Esthetician and former Hooters Girl
Pedigree: Scrapbooking, softball whaling, stripper from Ben Flajnik‘s season of The Bachelor
Sarah Newlon, 28, Bar Manager. ABC describes her as “this girl does not want her 15 minutes of fame to end” and a “friend of Erica Rose” aka desperate, grasping famewhore of the Vienna-variety.
Pedigree: Brad Womack‘s SECOND season of The Bachelor
Jamie Otis, 25, Kissing 101 Instructor and awkward lap-dancer. Oh, she’s also a Registered Nurse looking to redeem her besmirched reputation.
Pedigree: Ben Flajnik‘s season of The Bachelor
Erica Rose, 29, Eternal Bachelor contestant and desperate famewhore. Could she suck in her stomach anymore? Her dad gives out free plastic surgeons to Bach alumni so she can continue appearing on these shows.
Pedigree: Prince Lorenzo Borghese‘s Season of The Bachelor, Bachelor Pad 2. PS – she hates Kalon.
Jaclyn Swartz, 27, Account Executive. Where’s her bikini?
Pedigree: Ben Flajnik‘s season of The Bachelor.
Rachel Trueheart (Is that her real last name?), 27, Executive Assistant
Pedigree: Ben Flajnik‘s season of The Bachelor
Brittany and Erica Taltos, 22, students from Gainsville, FL. They really, really, like really, want to be on reality TV and, like, win some, um, money.
Pedigree: Jersey Shore – they’ve made out with some of the guys. Also, Super Fans.
Paige Vigil, 24, 15 Minutes of Fame seeker Jumbo Tron Operator (that’s a real profession?!?!) from New York, NY
Pedigree: Super Fan. She loves The Bachelor and wrote recaps of the show for her college newspaper. Oh and she’s star struck – which is odd because none of these people are, you know, celebrities!
Donna Zitelli, 22, Hasensack, NJ. She’s a student. And she came on this show to date Michael Stagliano. Ok, then.
Pedigree: Super Fan and Michael lover – hopefully she won’t dump him on national TV. That’s how a lot of his previous relationships have ended…
