Poor Vicki Gunvalson. She wants to be a good friend and get along with all the girls so they can have a good old fashioned whoop it up time, until she invites scandalous gossip mongers to her birthday party, then she’s all “Tell me more!”
Vicki started off on the right foot by asking Tamra Judge to coffee. She ended up in the wrong red dress when she continued to facilitate inappropriate speculation about Eddie Judge’s life. Vicki needs Spanx for her mouth, as well as for her red dress.
“When I decided to call Tamra to ask her to go get coffee it was because I’m tired of the fighting and I wanted to make amends. She has been doing everything she can to alienate me with my friends. We weren’t even speaking when Kelly and I talked about it. I don’t know why she can’t let it go and move on,” Vicki complains. Cause: accountability!
Vicki claims she wants to be Tamra’s friend, but the reality is she wants Tamra to stop ruining fun. “She has continued to make me uncomfortable at events that I see her at and it needs to stop,” Vicki demands. “Tamra has lied about me to the ladies to get attention off her own problems and I want it to stop.”
Vicki was “in shock” when Shannon advised Tamra not to meet. Vicki does not approve, and just like Vicki is responsible for Shannon’s weight gain, Shannon is responsible for Tamra dumping Vicki. “Why the heck does Shannon have any influence on whether Tamra and I meet? Shannon has only known Tamra for a few years and she has ‘globbed’ onto her like a little school girl.”
“What is going on here?” questions Vicki. “Does anyone else wonder why Shannon does not want Tamra and I to reconcile? Is Shannon afraid of Tamra ‘switching teams’?”
Vicki, Eddie, and Shannon all have birthdays days apart, but that is where the similarities end. “Years ago, we would have all been together and due to this ridiculous fighting, we are all apart which makes me sad,” laments Vicki. “I wish we could all move on and just agree to disagree and stop hurting one another.”
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If Vicki sincerely feels this way, why is she listening to Gretchen and Tamra’s Ex-BFF Ricky spread salacious rumors about Eddie’s sexuality? Don’t worry – Vicki has an excuse for that as well! Because holy gossiping a-holes at an unofficial RHOC reunion, Batman!
“I invited Ricky because Gretchen said he heard about my party and wanted to come,” Vicki expects us to believe. “That was it. There was NO ulterior motive, no set up, no preplanning of anything.” It had nothing to do with Eddie or Tamra, you guys, because Vicki has “no desire to hurt either one of them.”
“Ricky and Eddie had been friends way before Tamra met him and now they are not. I have no idea why they had a falling out, nor do I want to know the details, but they did,” Vicki continues. “When Ricky revealed that he saw Eddie ‘making out with another man’ I was shocked. Regarding this mess, a rumor is a rumor, and I don’t know why Ricky would say he saw this if it’s not true. Prior to Ricky revealing this, I had no facts surrounding this rumor, but now that Ricky said he saw them.”
After Ricky let the Househusband out of the closet, Vicki has to wonder: “Is that another rumor or a fact?”
Vicki is full of crap – she admitted to wanting to “punish” Tamra and Shannon for not being her friend, so she invited Tamra’s enemy Gretchen and Tamra’s ex-bestie to her party? Uh-huh!
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Of course Vicktim maintains that these “innocuous little rumors” shouldn’t affect Tamra because they’re just that – innocuous little rumors! NOT. Perpetuating rumors – especially ones you profess to know are untrue – is callous and unkind, not to mention potentially libelous. Also, instead of Vicki outright denying Ricky’s claims, or insisting it doesn’t matter while changing the subject, she gleefully salivated over the details.
“This ‘rumor’ about Eddie has been circling around for years and personally I don’t care either way because it doesn’t affect me,” insists Vicki. “As I mentioned last week, I don’t care about his past, I don’t care if he is gay or bisexual or not. I like Eddie, he seems like a great guy, and the fact that he and Tamra love each other is all that matters.”
“Question I have is why can’t Tamra handle this topic of conversation like a mature adult?” deflects Vicki. “She is blaming me for something that she already knew about and just because I discussed it with Kelly that should not make her angry. I want to tell her my side of the story, but I doubt she will listen.”
Ugh – WHO CARES. A) Leave Eddie be! B) Why is sexuality a scandal? C) What Dirty Rotten Biatches Vicki and Gretchen are! While Tamra deserves a taste of her own medicine, Eddie has done nothing to either of them.
Vicki also says “kudos to Lydia” for standing her ground with Meghan. “It’s interesting to me to see Meghan get upset when she is called out on being mean about Kelly’s marriage, but doesn’t like it when anyone discusses her marriage,” Vicki adds. “Meghan has butted in everyone’s business but doesn’t want anyone butting in hers. I like Meghan, I think she’s nice but she has a lot of ‘life lessons’ to learn and as far as I’m concerned and I would never confide in her with anything because she would never be sacred with the information.” Well at least Megan has learned not to take life lessons from Vicki – although Meghan does seem to respect Tamra’s opinion, so…
Oh, and Shannon and David’s incessant unhappiness made Vicki “really sad” cause you guys, Vicki CARES! ” I encourage Shannon to stop complaining and stressing out to David, as it seems like he just wants peace in the home and happiness,” she advises. Oh, well, if Vicki says it, it must be true!
TELL US – IS TAMRA OVER-REACTING TO THE RUMOR ABOUT EDDIE? DO YOU BELIVE VICKI HAD NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES FOR INVITING RICKY?
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