As much as I love the frankness and unfiltered nature of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Brandi Glanville, girlfriend may require a muzzle. I really want to root for her, but it would be so much easier if she would take the friggin' high road regarding her divorce to Eddie Cibrian at the lady bits hands of LeAnn Rimes.
Now that she's on her book tour for her new tome "Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders," Brandi seems to be back on the shock value train where she speaks without thinking…and then continues to speak, and chat, and talk, and–just let it rest already! Brandi doesn't seem to realize that she has the upper hand in this situation if she would just close her mouth. LeAnn will implode all on her own. Brandi won't go down with her if she would just hush. Am I the only one who feels this way?
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The NY Post shares that Brandi is oversharing on her book tour. Nooo! Gracious. Brandi reveals, “After my divorce — even with the help of Lexapro — I fell into a bit of a tailspin [and an eventual DUI arrest]. White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on." Please, make it stop…but it doesn't. It gets worse.
Brandi further admits that she coped with the demise of her marriage by getting vaginal rejuvenation (Just. Stop. Talking/Writing!), and she writes in her book, “This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina…. I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie's credit card number.” Okay, that's pretty flipping funny, but still–my virgin ears!
As a Brandi fan, I'd love to see her being the bigger person, but I doubt that will happen on her book tour. She'll continue slamming LeAnn at every turn. I so wish Brandi would realize that LeAnn would bury herself if only Brandi could hold her tongue. Of course, that's not going to happen. In a recent interview, Brandi spoke about her ex-husband's new wife, saying, “She can go [bleep] herself!” jokingly adding, “Well, she has to, because who would want to?” Biting my lip and shaking my head…
On the flip side of her harsh comments, Brandi does hope that LeAnn and Eddie can make it work, admitting, “I don't want my kids to go through a divorce again.”
Of course, Brandi may just be retaliating against LeAnn's recent statements on Jimmy Kimmel, where the former singer haughtily asserted, “I usually don’t engage, but there comes a time when you’re just like, ‘Screw you.’”
Am I the only one who feels like she's losing brain cells?
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