Ugh… well errrr… I hope Farrah Abraham was in church to atone for her sins! The former Teen Mom turned sex tape superstar tweeted that she was spending her Cinco de Mayo Sunday with Jesus.
Where she presumably begged the Lord for forgiveness for her naked wrestling antics and chemically influenced driving and incredible delusional rants, right? Probably not. Farrah likely believes the Lord wants her to be happy and she's happiest tangling with James Deen, lying about it, and then spending that money, honey!
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Gotta love Farrah! Our truly awesome writer Melissa had the good graces to tweet some advice to Farrah. "You better hit up the confession booth," she counseled.
While Farrah was ignoring more good advice, she was also making more bad decisions. The desperately seeking relevancy "star" was selling her body again with some truly hilarious stripper pole photos. If this is what sexy faces we're in store for during the sex tape then consider it a waste of money.
Speaking of sex tapes. Guess what is OFFICIALLY on the market? Yep? Farrah's backdoor adventures. Oh how lovely.
Oh and Farrah knows "WHAT'S OUT" and warns fans "don't talk to me about it." Um… girl… you've been talking about non-stop for weeks, why stop now?
Apparently MTV wasn't too happy with the Teen Mom label being blasted on the cover of the sex tape and included in the title, but TMZ says Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch issued the network an ultimatum to pay up or put up! Guess they don't care about Farrah too much because the tape went live today.
So yeah, Farrah's butt – all about the business of the world. Enjoy it.
[Photo Credit: Vivid Entertainment]
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