As we countdown to the apocalypse…errrr… I mean the premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey season 5, we are reminded of all the scary times of season's past! From the epic fights to the ridiculous comments to the hair – oh the hair! And the parties. And the leopard!
At the center of all the gold lame and marble overload is of course one woman, besieged by sequins, bubbies out: Teresa Giudice! It wouldn't be RHONJ without you, girl!
So on T-4 days until the premiere let's countdown Teresa's most outrageous moments. She looks so innocent, but behind those eyes lies stonecold crazy!
CONTINUE READING FOR OUR FAVORITE TERESA MOMENTS!
5. Green-Eyed Goddess. They were supposed to like make-up during the Goddess Party, but Teresa and Melissa Gorga instead got into a knock-down, drag-out, white noise argument in the parking lot. At least they picked a classy location!
4. Country Clubbin'! Nobody does a country club run like Teresa! And by run I mean chase your enemies outside in a feral rage calling them a bitch! Poor Danielle Staub never had a chance! She should have trusted her instincts and worn those flats!
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3. The Big Reveal! Teresa didn't need to do anything too fancy, like provide videos of Melissa working a pole in a g-string, but she certainly didn't shy away from instigating an insinuation that her sister-in-law was a stripper during last season's Posche Fashion Show. With Kim D's help, mayhem broke loose among the sea of sparkles, polyester, and sequins. And no, that didn't include any stripper costumes…
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2. Boss Beat Down: Hell hath no fury like Teresa scorned. And a little thing like job security doesn't worry her. At the S2 reunion she shoved Andy Cohen like he was punching bag and left the host bewildered and afraid. Mommmmmmy…
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1. Pass The Seltzer Water... The moment that started it all; that crowned Teresa in all her blazing glory was the S1 table flip. I hope everyone brought their stain treatment spray that night! Poor Teresa just couldn't resist tossing dinner like garbage and announcing Danielle's given name "Prostitution Whore!" to the world.
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