When Farrah Abraham got all her plastic surgery did she get her brain removed as well? I mean I guess that's assuming she had one to begin with…
Since leaving Teen Mom, Farrah has decided to do everything in her power to get attention and she is majorly embracing her new career as a XXX star and self-professed "erotica" expert! Here's the rundown of her latest antics.
First up, Farrah was recently in Chicago for the EXXXOTICA conference and on her way back she brought a friend: an industrial sized massive vibrator! Describing it as a "weapon" Farrah bragged in a Keek video that she made it through security with said weapon. Sadly, she was not arrested and detained (or deported) by TSA! Bummer.
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Next up, Farrah reportedly has Playmate aspirations. Oh my. TMZ reports that Farrah's "lifelong dream" is to appear in Playboy and after her sex tape was released she reached out to the mag about doing a fully nude spread and was turned down!
After she got her latest boob job, Farrah reached out again to the mag begging for an opportunity to show them off and was told nope again. The magazine claims they don't have enough room for Farrah in upcoming issues.
Farrah, of course, denies she's desperate to pose for Playboy!
And finally, Farrah recently took time out of her busy schedule of sex conferences and dildo promoting to check into out-patient rehab. Her stint didn't last long since Farrah was kicked out for being hard to deal with. Despite not succeeding at rehab, Farrah's father Michael (aka enable no. 1) posted on his Facebook page that he wholeheartedly supported his daughter's latest attempt to seek unwarranted attention get healthy!
No one really cares about this though – we care about the one little sentence that announces FARRAH IS WRITING ANOTHER BOOK!
Farrah "writing" is a bigger joke than Farrah accepting accountability for anything. When is she finding time for all this in between staging stripper photo shoots, making sex tapes, opening alcohol-free restaurants, getting a master's degree, and umpteen other projects in delusion.
I wish Farrah would "abandon" her desire to be famous cause it's tiresome.
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