I hope you're sitting down. I hope you're also prepared to be confused. So just suspend your disbelief for a moment for the following news.
Gretchen Rossi is apparently considered an online entrepreneur of note. Can she even pronounce that word? "Sunthin" tells me no!
According to EvanCarmichael.com, an online business mentorship site, the Real Housewives of Orange County star is heralded as one of the top self-promoters worth following on twitter.
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Amid reports that her beauty products are being pulled by suppliers (and was – or is? – wrapped up in a lawsuit), Gretchen rolls in at number 82 on the list, which includes the likes Heidi Klum, Martha Stewart, and Pitbull. They must be so honored to be in esteemed company with the plastic hawking handbag queen of the Bravo Home Shopping Network!
I'm not really sure how this site qualifies their list, because Gretchen is the only Housewife on there and pretty much the only reality TV personality. Interesting…
In addition to handbags, beauty, and delusional thinking, Gretchen also pedals swimsuits in a joint collection with Lisa Vogel. The suit Gretchen "designed" sold out immediately. What they failed to tell you is only 12 were produced, one in each size. JUST KIDDING!
Well in light of the exciting news, it appears Gretchen is all set to expand her empire! "So excited my best friend from college is flying in today to check out the new #gretchenchristine offices," she tweeted. What are they stocking? Inflatable Gretchen dolls to go with her new inflated lips?
Well, errrrr… good luck! We can't wait to see photos of the pink sparkle paradise that will surely be Gretchen Christine Enterprises.
Photos of Gretchen's expanding empire are below!
[All Photo Credits: Instagram]
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"Up at 3rd street promenade checking out the external retail space signage for our Gretchen Christine for@luxebylisavogel swimwear line! @swimspot#summertime #excited #blingedoutswimwear"
YESSS… MUST HAVE!
Gretchen's new swimsuit
