I cannot believe I am about to type the following sentences. I mean if you could see my face right now, you would see me with my mouth hanging open. Gretchen Rossi has some lofty, lofty ambition, y'all!
The Real Housewives of Orange County star has big plans to get a spinoff come hell or high water. When staging a proposal to Slave Smiley didn't work Gretchen has transitioned her attempts into plotting to adopt/birth a horde of children.
"We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That's the goal,” Gretchen gushed to Life & Style. “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.” Oh rllllyyy… well, perhaps she needs to borrow some money from Angie and Brad if that's her plan cause um… well, you know…
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Forgetting for a moment that she's supposed to be planning a wedding, Gretchen says she's not really concerned about doing things in order 'cause she's a rebel! She's untraditional. Remember she proposed to her man! "We’re kind of seeing which is going to come first, so we’ll see,” Gretchen explains. As for kiddos, they're both hoping for a girl since Slade has two sons from previous relationships. "She would be such a daddy’s girl,” enthused Gretchen.
Now onto those wedding plans, Gretchen has been trying on dresses left and right! "I went to Kleinfeld in NYC and tried on a dress that made me cry a little, so I might get that," Gretchen shares. "It was beautiful, but it was so princess-y like, which I’m surprised about. I thought it would be a bit sexier.” Kleinfeld… this doesn't mean Gretchen is besmirching my beloved Say Yes To The Dress by appearing on an episode. Raaaaandy – I don't like that. Keep Pageant Reject Barbie out of my Pnina!
Despite finding one dream dress, Gretchen isn't stopping there! “I decided I’m going to have 12 dresses. I want a lot.” Yeah – one to go with each engagement ring! The one from Jeff, the one she fake wore from Slave, and then the newest one she's rocking from Slave… there might be a few more in there somewhere…
Moving on, some truly delusional magazine has named Gretchen, her slew of Forever 21: The I Don't Want To Grow Up Collection dresses, and Slave as one of the best looks of 2013.
Gretchen announced the honor on Instagram. "@Sladesmiley and I are honored and excited to be selected by Orange Coast Magazine as one of OC's Best Looks this year! Pick up your copy this month to check out all the nominees." I'll pass. I mean really, I just can't. A photo of the look in question is below. I'm sure Heather Dubrow's head is spinning that SHE wasn't nominated!
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TELL US – HOW MANY KIDS WITH GRETCHEN AND SLAVE HAVE? DO THEY HAVE ONE OF THE BEST LOOKS OF 2013?
Best look of 2013? Okaaaaaay… [Credit: Instagram]
