Aaaaahhhh Kyle Richards. Good ole' Splits, she obviously takes the lessons of Mean Girls' head bitchtress Regina George as gospel because she's starting off this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on the wrong Louboutin-clad foot!
Kyle admits that things with Lisa Vanderpump were rocky and she was anxious to once again try to work past their issues – until Lisa's Louboutin clad-food crossed the line! Lisa and Kyle had "not spoken since the Reunion last year" when they met in her kitchen to discuss the most illustrious parties to end all illustrious amazing parties: the Chamber of Commerce fete! All hail the great excitement capitulators in grey suits and one Kyle clad in a too-tight bumblebee dress!
"The accusations hurled at Mauricio were so offensive and calculated that there really wasn't anything to say. I said how I felt at the reunion and left it at that," Kyle explains in her Bravo Blog.
"We have all had lies printed about us and we all know that when you are on a reality show and putting your lives out there this can happen. But we also know that the last thing we would want to do is bring it up to give these lies a platform and make us relive this again in six months — which is what I am having to do now."
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Kyle calls into question Lisa's motives for bringing it up on camera instead of privately. Maybe because you don't speak unless you're on camera together? Just a suggestion… "Lisa said in her interview that it was the elephant in the room and she thinks the best thing to do is just 'hit it head on with me' Really? Why wouldn't you do that in private if you wanted to bring it up? No, she waited for the cameras to be there. Not only that but also Portia, who understands and takes in everything."
"I had made many efforts to repair the relationship with Lisa, but at this point it really was so damaged. However, I don't like having any bad feelings between friends or former friends — which is why I make another effort to 'patch' things," Kyle protests. "Having SUR cater my party for the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce party was my way of trying to fix things with Lisa. Even though I really was hurt at the Reunion, I don't want to hold onto that forever."
Kyle explains her reasons for mending relationships was because they have a history and share a social circle – oh and their businesses are on the same street. "Life would certainly be much easier if we could be close like we once were," Kyle acknowledges. "That proves to be difficult with Lisa taking one jab after the next at me. That day, in addition to her jabs, she brought up the subject of the lies in the tabloids that had intentionally tried to hurt my family."
Kyle also ponders the quizzical relationship between one Scheana Marie and her boss, Lisa. Is this going to be this season's 'We Hate Lisa' Mantra? "I was surprised at how close Lisa and Scheana are. I can't imagine that is easy for Brandi [Glanville] to see considering the history and her own close friendship with Lisa."
Kyle promises, "Things change a lot this season and the dynamics among the group change drastically." Well, we anxiously await the seismic Housewives shift!
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