I have a confession to make: I love (and miss) those crazy kids from Jersey Shore. Admittedly, I wasn't onboard when MTV's train wreck originally started, and my dear friends who raved about it and subsequently got me hooked piddled off after the second season. I didn't. Granted, I had to watch it for Reality Tea, but I so would have watched regardlessâŚhowever, it was nice to have the guise of the blog to hide my true addiction. I could GTL (well, technically just "L") with the best of them.  On the rare occasion I call for a taxi, I whisper "cabs a heeya" to myself when it arrives. True story.
Vanderpump Rules' Scheana Marie recently said that wedding spin-offs are "boring," and it's the only thing on which I will EVER agree with her. However, I'd totally watch Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi walk down the aisle. Of course, I'd want the entire gang (sans Jolie Trashbags) involved. Alas, I don't think I'll get my wish of televised Seaside nuptials (although my fingers remain crossed!), but it seems that Snooki's wedding to fiance (and dad of the cutest tiny guido gorilla juicehead toddler) Jionni LaValle is full steam ahead. After a year long engagement, Snooki has finally started planning the exciting event!
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Speaking to In Touch, Snooki reveals that she's going to go all F. Scott Fitzgerald on her nuptials.  She tells the magazine, "Itâs a Great Gatsby themeâŚblack and gold."
The reformed meatball also dishes on her wedding style and the dresses she's chosen. I'm kind of sad to hear that she won't be wearing alligator slippers with her dress. Snooki shares, "I got an elegant ball gown for the church and a mermaid-style dress with a poufy train for the reception," adding, "Everyone expects me to wear glitter and leopard, and Iâm like, 'Maybe if I got married four years ago.'"
Even though Snooki has a burgeoning orange empire under her belt, don't expect her to loosen her purse strings for the big day. She's not even hiring a wedding planner because she doesn't want to foot the bill..and she wants tight reign on the budget. She jokes, "Iâm trying to save money â Iâm so cheap! Plus, I donât like people telling me what to do!"
Make it happen, MTV. I miss Pauly D and Vinny's bromance more than I'm willing to admit!Â
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