From reality star to executive producer? Jenni "JWoww" Farley has come a long way since Jersey Shore? Who knew those crazy kids had such lofty aspirations in addition to fist pumping and a life of GTL? JWoww first followed in pal Snooki's fuzzy slipper clad footprints when she penned the "self-help" tome The Rules According to JWoww: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb, and now she's set her sights on the cinema.
Jenni is now taking her visions of orange meatballs and gorilla juiceheads to the big screen by serving as executive producer to the upcoming horror film Jersey Shore Massacre. Yes, really.
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According to the Hollywood Reporter, Jersey Shore Massacre is going to hit theaters and Video on Demand in June of this year and was written and directed by Paul Tarnopol. The horror comedy stars a slew of folks from the Howard Stern Show, a former pro-wrestler, and infamous porn star Ron Jeremy. Someone call the Academy!
The movie follows a club hopping guidette and her friends as they head to the Jersey Shore for "a weekend of sun and sin" where they meet up with "five fist-pumping delinquents" who have been tossed from a local club for fighting on the dance floor. Is any of this sounding the least beast familiar? The crowd then heads to a shore house where they are picked off one by one by a psycho killer. I kind of feel like that is what a bunch of the MTV's hit's naysayers were hoping for after season one, right?
JWoww promises that this movie is one for the ages, revealing, "From GTL, grenades and the crazy shore life, this insane horror comedy movie will not disappoint!"
I have a feeling this is going to be epic…and totally Oscar worthy.
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