Despite evidence to the contrary, NeNe Leakes is human y’all and sometimes she makes mistakes – like that WIG she was wearing on this week’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Of course because NeNe Leakes is also NeNe Leakes, she claims fabulosity comes at a price and sometimes the truly creative designers among us take a risk which explains her lifelong episode of being foliculely challenged!
NeNe admits that WIG didn’t work, but says she is just soooooo busy being soooooo fabulous and soooooo successful and sooooo ‘nother level she did not have time to obsess over her hair. A very rich bitch pays her best accessories – the gays – to be in charge of her appearance, cause a rich bitch has little mini gays she carries around in her Firkin. BTW: does this mean we can now call NeNe “WIG”? I digress.
“As a designer, you take risks that sometimes don’t work! I think we all can agree the bob wig I wore in my interview didn’t work,” NeNe states. “I could give you this whole spill about what actually happened that day, but I’d rather not!”
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NeNe continues by educating us on all the ways that NeNe is great. Gee… if she would make that $20,000 donation to Detroit Public Schools she could educate OTHER kids about the ways NeNe is so great. Anyway…
“I will say this though: A wig comes off, so it’s a good thing I am comfortable in the skin I am in,” NeNe adds. “Why let little things like a wig or makeup define me? I’m one of those girls that lives by my own rules, which is why I am a force to be reckoned with. I’m proud of who I am and all that I’ve accomplished!”
“I have discovered my true self, and I couldn’t be happier, but I have a sense of humor and I must say some of the pictures I saw on social media of my hair were hilarious! My hubby and I fell out of the bed laughing at some of the stuff we saw!,” NeNe insists. Well, it’s a good thing NeNe didn’t get the job on Fashion Police given her own questionable WIG!
Now onto more of NeNe’s accomplishments – her clothing line! “Being a busy business woman is no joke, but I love what I do and create! For over a year I worked tirelessly with my team creating The NeNe Leakes Collection clothing line for all women of all sizes,” NeNe says. I joined forces with HSN to launch this fabulous collection, and I couldn’t have partnered with a better company!”
“As you could see, we started our launch at midnight, but what you may not have realized was that I was there for a 24 hour period that actually started at midnight,” NeNe explains. “Not only did the cold shoulder tunic sell out, many of my pieces sold out within hours of the launch! I can’t tell you how grateful I am for that. All I want to do is make every woman feel fabulous in the skin she’s in while wearing my collection.”
Well congrats on your success NeNe, but now back to that WIG. I’m gonna blame Kim Zolciak for that WIG – that was so a revenge Christmas gift come early (or come late). But I also think that WIG deserves a name. I’m calling it … Lloyd, after Dumb & Dumber.
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