Brandi Glanvilleās latest Brandi Glanville Unfiltered podcast was full of charm ā she revealed that she āfākingā hates Valentineās Day, she dumped boyfriend JR because he didnāt knock out a strangerās teeth in her honor, though she already found a āhot as sh-tā teacher to replace him, and she has zero interest in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion if no one there is her friend.
About her breakup with JR, who was her #1 man just two weeks ago, Brandi shared, āWe have great chemistry physically but otherwise we just donāt get along. He said something to me that really got under my skin and I just couldnāt let it go.ā According to Brandi, a stranger approached JR and said that Brandi must have slept with Donald Trump to make it as far as she did on Celebrity Apprentice. āInstead of knocking that guyās teeth out, and not saying anything just to have my back, JR asked me if it was true.ā Did JR lose his teeth? LOL!
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Brandi continued, āI was like, āYouāre not only insulting my intelligence, youāre calling me a hooker.ā JR thought I was over-reacting. I said, āNo. You donāt come to me with that. You shut that guy down and you do not mention that to me.ā No one has ever said that to me. The fact that he even questioned it. I was like, āFirst of all, Donald Trump is married to a beautiful super model, and Iām actually smart, fāk face.'āĀ
Feeling disrespected, Brandi told JR that it was time for her to move on. āThe second I said that, I met somebody. Heās a teacher ā a high school teacher, a normal good guy, doesnāt drink, clean living, crazy hot,ā gushed Brandi. āWeāve just been talking. Nothing has really happened yet. Itās so weird ā the second I got clarity over my last relationship, this wonderful guy pops into my life. It was so random and interesting.ā
Brandi went on and on about her new victim manās positive attributes. āWe talk every day now, like four times a day, and he is hot as sh-t. Itās amazing. I do tend to go for the hottest guys in the room, which doesnāt always work out for me, but I have to learn from my mistakes. He is the hottest guy in the room, but having said that, he is a teacher. To underprivileged kids. And hot. And his bodyās stupid. And heās Italian.āĀ
A hot TEACHER! Put me in time out please š pic.twitter.com/bsIr8ZPmRU
ā Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) February 19, 2015
Moving on to RHOBH rumors, Brandi shared, āI was reading that I am going to quit Housewives. I have not made any decisions yet either way. I donāt know, at this point, what the future holds for me. I havenāt said yes. I havenāt said no.ā
Brandi bellyached about not having any friends at the reunion. āI donāt want to walk into a reunion without any friends. It would be a bloodbath. People donāt realize that [weāre] sitting on that couch for probably 12 hours. Itās such a mindfāk. Itās really hard. Then, going in with everyone against you, that doesnāt sound fun.ā Can I get an āawwwwwwā for Brandi? <crickets>
So, we all have heard by now that Yolanda FosterĀ may not be able to attend the reunion because of her recent setback with Lyme disease, but what about Brandiās bestie Kim Richards? Sad news! Brandi revealed that Kim is mad at her because of the āeditā of the last few episodes of theĀ Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Never Brandi. Always that bitch Edit.
On the show, Brandi talked to Lisa Rinna about Kimās odd behavior, āI wasnāt in any way saying that sheās not well. Iām saying I worry about her because of everything thatās on her plate. The other women are talking and I was talking about the one time she took that pill. Does that mean she fell off the wagon? I donāt know. Thatās what I was told. That was my concern. But it makes it look like I watched her do all theseā¦ Iāve never seen her do a drug, Iāve never seen her drink, Iāve never seen her do anything.ā
Brandi continued, āIn that episode because Lisa Rinna opens that dialogue it makes it seem like Iām saying I think thereās something going on with Kim. When, really, Iāve been around her and sheās been nothing but great except for the fact that she has a lot on her plate. Thereās some emotional problems that anyone would have ā watching your ex, the love of your life, die right in front of you, thatās not healthy. Now Kimās upset with me, and I love her so much.ā
About the reunion, Brandi shared, āI just donāt want to walk in there having all these women having nothing better [to do] than go after me.ā What would they do if Brandi isnāt there? āLisa Vanderpump could bring her new puppy and Kyle Richards could talk about all the vacations she has planned. That could be fun. That would be a fun reunion.ā
Brandiās guest was Johnny Damon. You can listen to their chat here, starting at the 20:20 mark.
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