After a somber trip to London with Carole Radziwill and Dorinda Medley on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, the juxtaposition of wackiness at Bethenny Frankel’s Skinnygirl Red party was a relief in many ways. Bethenny blogs about the many faces of Ramona Singer, and why we can’t really take any of them at face value, as well as why Sonja Morgan is a win-win at any party. Broken tooth and all!
Beginning with kind words for the ladies in London, Bethenny reflects, “It was a bittersweet journey for Carole and Dorinda in London. I’m glad they were able to get through it together and be stronger because of it.” But, “While the ladies were away, the crazies certainly did play. I laugh out loud watching Ramona and Sonja recap the trip. Ramona is attempting to convince Sonja that she wasn’t kissing anyone and Sonja is saying “I see,” aka bullsh–. Ramona hides onto a bullsh– lie until it is on its last legs dying and begging for mercy.”
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Bethenny pokes fun at the innocent-housewife story Ramona’s been trying to sell us all season: “Ok, well Ramona has only been with one man in her life. Let’s go with that for now,” she deadpans.
But even supposedly “chaste” Ramona was meant to be turned on by the hot invitation delivery guys! Although Bethenny quips, “My name isn’t Heidi Fleiss, and I do try to work when not trying to get Ramona laid.” She argues that there were plenty of “men…to have fun with and dance with” at her party too.
Bethenny’s next suggestion for the advancement of Ramona’s dating life? Ladies and gentlemen, may we present B. Frankel’s shadiest shade yet. “If Ramona wants me to marry her off, moving her or her ex out of her apartment is a good start,” she snarks.
Horrified by Ramona’s reaction to the bartender Bethenny introduced, she says, “When she called out the bartender for his profession, I almost passed out. I wouldn’t say what she said to anyone.” She admits what we all know: that Ramona is “painfully awkward, and if she isn’t getting exactly what she wants, she pouts and stomps.” Word.
The party was a success, and Bethenny vows that it “will be an annual red party for me.” The fun bus included “Sonja, Heather [Thomson], and Luann [de Lesseps] hands down, but Sonja took the cake AND the cufflink at this party,” says Bethenny.
Sonja even had the best line of the night. “‘I’m not even skinny, and I’m not leavin’ in some fabulous Brooklyn, Acqueduct racetrack accent. That made me happy,” shares Bethenny. “She also said to me, prior to me peeing in my jumpsuit and my tit popping out from laughter, and I quote,’I want you to know I just chipped my tooth ripping that guy’s cufflink off.’ I mean, I can save a lot of money next year and just have me, Sonja, and a whole lot of Skinnygirl at that party.”
“Girls just wanna have fun, and that is all I want them to have,” concludes Bethenny in her blog. “This party was my definition of success, and Sonja was the hit.”
As for the wardrobe and veterinary dental work malfunctions that befell the group that night, Bethenny claims, “It ain’t a party until someone pisses themselves, a tooth is cracked, and a boob falls out on the dance floor. Thanks ladies. And thanks, Ramona, because if I didn’t have her balls to bust, this show would be no fun for me at all.”
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