Y’all, I’m torn. On one hand, I enjoy watching a show on Bravo that doesn’t revolve around incessant bickering and pettiness, but on the other hand…that chef, the language, Kim Zolciak Biermann’s new face that she’s denying! What’s up with all of that? Don’t Be Tardy is certainly mindless entertainment, but I feel like it’s also killing my brain cells…but what reality show isn’t these days? 🙂
Last night’s installment begins with Kroy and the obnoxious chef playing pool as Gloria the assistant brings downstairs the overly excited tiny pups with their red rockets glaring in Kim’s face. As Kim complains about the puppies x-rated doggie parts, one creature pees on Brielle’s bum and everyone gets into an overly ridiculous conversation about how many sacs hold the testicles in both canines and men. Kim has felt the balls and sacs with her pooches and her husband. That’s a tad too much information for this blogger!
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The show (and I’m guessing the season) is focusing on the first of Kim’s birds leaving her overly decorated nest. Kim is having a difficult time facing Brielle’s eighteenth birthday, and she questions whether she should see a therapist. Her spiritual counselor treated her the “Ask, Believe, and Receive” philosophy, but perhaps a licenses therapist could help her deal with Brielle leaving the nest. Chef Tracey reveals that she’s been seeing a therapist for decades to help her with lifting jewelry and expensive items from the homes in which she works. Kim laughs maniacally.
Tracey can convince her of anything…she once told Kim she was on Maury and Kim totes believed her. As the trio discusses Brielle’s birthday, Kim starts shrieking hysterically about the possum walking down their driveway. Kroy is as excited as a frat boy with a lobotomy as he pulls out an assault rifle. As the f-bombs fly over the best way to kill the critter, I have to wonder just how many hoodies Kroy owns. It has to be a lot.
The following day, Kim, Ariana, and Gloria head to the vet where they are greeted with good news. The vet has fixed both pups and located Turbo’s missing testicle. Thank goodness! Upon returning home, three-year-old Kash is saddened to learn that the dogs have to live in their crate until their stitches heal. He hates that his pets will have to sh*t where they sleep. And there we have it! These little ones are sponges, and they will repeat anything they here. Please, Biermann household and staff, stop cussing constantly in front of your toddlers!
In anticipation of Brielle’s birthday, assistant Gloria has been delivering the clues for a scavenger hunt which will lead the almost eighteen-year-old to her expensive dream car. As Brielle and Slade read the rules for her hunt, she learns she will be forced to find a Larry at every stop to get her next note. Her first clue will be revealed after donning a hairnet and cleaning a stack of restaurant grade dishes. Next stop? Sky Zone! I’m confused as to why they felt the need to buy Brielle a new ride when she’s allowed to drive around in that pristine Land Rover. Kim considers Brielle and Slade to be Dumb and Dumber. That’s not entirely true, Kroy counters. According to him, they are Senseless and Senseless-er. Kroy’s a MENSA member, right? Brielle’s final clue involves her perusing the foam pits at Sky Zone, and the clue sends her right back to the house. As she opens up a coveted Louis Vuitton handbag, Kroy and Kim come barreling into the driveway in Brielle’s dream jeep. A tearful Brielle is excited for the wonderful gift, and a tearful Kim can’t believe her first child is now an adult. Personally, if I ever see a tricked out white jeep on I-85, I’ll be exiting to take back roads!
TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT’S DON’T BE TARDY? ARE YOU AS HAPPY AS I AM THAT THOSE DOGS ARE FINALLY FIXED?
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