We’re only one week into season 4 of Vanderpump Rules, and Kristen Doute is already fighting off rumors of her own making. Last week, Kristen posted a pic of her undergoing facial reconstructive surgery, captioning it: “just because you don’t remember it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen! how I spent my #pumprules premiere.”
The post made people wonder: did Kristen get into a scrap at the VPR premiere party? Did Lisa Vanderpump finally haul off and punch Kristen in the eye socket? Was Giggy involved!?!?! Alas, no. None of the above. Kristen was simply getting her face fixed from falling out of an Uber a few weeks prior. You know, like we all drunkenly do from time to time!
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What sort of mental (or possibly inebriated) state Kristen was in at the time of her Uber Fail is not apparent. Although a “source” minimized concerns, telling E News that “She’s very accident prone. It was just bad luck, she’ll be fine.” Ahhhhh, that clears things up!
After comments on Kristen’s original Instagram post exploded with conspiracy theories about her “accident,” Kristen later added, “EDIT — for those of you who like to jump to negative conclusions, I’ll clear up my sarcasm. I had reconstructive surgery due to multiple orbital socket fractures that happened a few weeks ago. Coincidence was crazy and my surgery was the premiere day.”
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Coincidence, maybe. But Kristen’s given fans and viewers more than enough reason to speculate about her intentions and motivations throughout the past 3 seasons of VPR. And most of those intentions are laced with a more than a subtle whiff of CRAY-zee.
But after last week’s argument with boyfriend James Kennedy, will James finally see the light about his doomed relationship with Kristen? Or will he just keep drinking entire bottles of Fireball to numb his pain? Tune into tonight’s Vanderpump Rules to see! We’ll be live-Tweeting the excitement, as always!
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