Brandi Glanville is back to drop the same old truth cannons she’s been blasting for years. In an interview for Nik Richie‘s podcast, the former Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star complained about her ever-growing list of enemies and snarked on everyone from Joanna Krupa (who is suing her) to Kyle Richards.
The highlights – OK, lowlights, are below. And no, we’re not bullying Brandi by PULLING direct quotes from her so don’t try it. It’s not our fault her truth cannons sometimes self-detonate!
First of all Nik is so freaking cheesy. He sucks up to Brandi hardcore and she takes the bait. Then they rehash every. single. dramatic moment of Brandi’s life, but I do like Nik’s voice and he asks insightful questions.
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On LeAnn Rimes being a Bonus Mom to Brandi’s sons:
“She’s healthy now,” Brandi admits, but that doesn’t mean Brandi and LeAnn get along! Brandi complains about LeAnn’s lack of respect,” for her as a mother. “I begged and tried for so many years to get things to change and they haven’t.”
“It hurts my feelings,” continues Brandi. “It’s been 6 years, at this point I really am over it. We still battle, don’t get me wrong. I have an issue with her posting pictures of my children on holidays. It’s horrible. If my ex-husband, their dad, isn’t posting pictures – why is she? I’ll grab three bottles of chardonnay, cry myself to sleep and look at what they’re doing for Christmas. It’s hell.”
On returning to Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills:
“My life is like a reality show – there’s drama every. single. day,” describes Brandi. “I really am an asshole – my girlfriend left Craigs last night crying because I hurt her feelings. I’m like, ‘blargh’ and then I think about it later. You can’t take it back…”
Brandi blames Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump for passive-aggressively working behind-the-scenes to get her fired. “I wasn’t asked back full-time because Lisa was like, ‘I’m not shooting with her…'”
“When Kyle and Lisa don’t want you on the show, they will make sure you’re not on the show,” Brandi vows. “They wanted Adrienne Maloof off. When you cross Lisa, she not only wants you off the show, she wants to ruin your life.” Brandi also snaps that Lisa’s restaurants only stay afloat because of tourists wanting photos of Lisa. Mmmmkay.
“You know what I’ve always wanted to do to her [Kyle]? Cut her hair while she’s sleeping! But I looked it up – it’s assault,” laughs Brandi. She does confirm that Kyle’s hair is real, not extensions.
On “Famously Single” (Brandi’s new show):
“We’re supposed to figure out why we’ve all been single for so f–king long,” explains Brandi. “What’s wrong with me is that I have the biggest d–k in the room. I’m like the man and the woman. It’s hard for me to let a guy be a guy.”
“Who is Brandi?” Nik wonders. “Would you want to have a relationships with her because this chick is crazy?” Brandi insists we’ll see a different side of her and jokes about being “in love” with Pauly D, her co-star on Famously Single. “I love Pauly D – we’re getting married!” she gushes. She also shades his supposed relationship with Aubrey O’Day.
On Earning Housewives Money:
“I’ve saved a lot of money from Housewives – they pay well,” Brandi reminds us. “[This season] I was ready for a really big raise, and I was really excited obviously, and then they didn’t ask me back full time. Then that money is totally different.” Brandi negotiated and ended up getting a decent paycheck to come back for guest roles.
About Joanna Suing Her:
Brandi claims she won’t comment, but then of course she does. After warning Nik that Joanna will sue him too. “I am spending a lot, a lot, on lawyers,” laments Brandi. “Now I’m writing $20,000 checks. It will be a year in February. There’s no end in sight. I’m now on my second round of lawyers.” Brandi hired an attorney in Miami – someone she found randomly but likes a lot. And the attorney is “fairly certain” Brandi will win the suit and get her money back.
“I apologized to her,” Brandi says, as if that should make Joanna drop the suit.
“If I sued everyone who said something bad about me, I’d been court all day, every day,” gripes Brandi. “I don’t even know this woman,” whines Brandi. “I’ve met her once.” Uh – than WHY would you say such horrible things about a woman who you don’t know?!
Of Mohamed allegedly having an affair with Joanna, while married to Yolanda Foster, Brandi claims this was a rumor she and Yolanda read online, which was circulating on several blogs. “We didn’t make this up,” maintains Brandi, who feels the affair was confirmed when Joanna bumped into Yolanda at the Bravo Upfronts but “literally turned and ran.”
On Getting Fired From RHOBH: “It was hard because it was like my family for 5- years and then I was cast aside. You kinda feel like your boyfriend dumped you.”
On Kyle and Kim Richards:
Brandi stands firm that Kyle is using Kim’s addiction for a storyline on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. “It’s family. We’re not trying to ruin lives here, we’re making a TV show! I don’t know that the stuff that went down on TV didn’t have something to do with the downfall of Kim after. I would go have a drink too.” Nik questions the show “enabling” Kim’s addiction.
“They’re not pushing us to do anything,” Brandi clarifies. “You bring it on yourself.”
Nik also shades Mauricio for being featured on The Dirty several times over “hooking up with randoms.” In response Brandi laughs. She also refuses to comment on Mauricio’s issues with Rick Hilton citing a “cease and desist letter” that prohibits her from discussing it.
You can listen to Nik’s full interview with Brandi here.
Tonight is a brand new episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills and thankfully we won’t be seeing Brandi yet! Instead the ladies travel to the Hamptons where Kyle is opening a pop-up for Kyle by AleneToo and Lisa is hosting a white party. Unfortunately the women snub Lisa when they ditch her in the hotel and rent a fabulous house. Kyle gets her comeuppance though when Kim is again arrested and the women confront her about what the hell is going on with KimKillah.
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