Brandi Redmond may have gotten wild at a strip club on last week’s Real Housewives Of Dallas, but she wants you know to know Jesus was along for the ride and God was steering the wheel.
“…I am not here to judge others but to give grace on situations, relationships and know that through my relationship with God it has allowed me to be who I am,” begins Brandi. “Who am I? I am a free spirit that is very light hearted and loves life to the fullest.”
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Brandi’s cup of Jesus juice definitely runneth over at La Bare, the male strip club she went to with Stephanie Hollman and Cary Deuber. “My dancing was a little more invasive than expected,” she admits. But it’s OK because the male strippers “are not nude but literally put on a show with full on dance routines.” They’re actually entertainers! (Says Brandi, not me.)
Brandi tried explaining that to her husband Bryan, but he just didn’t see her logic. “My husband Bryan was extremely upset and rightfully so when the other man I’m dancing with is not my spouse. Anyone that knows me well knows that I like to have a good time and at the end of the day it’s not about being dishonest,hurtful, or illegal,” insists Brandi. “I had no intention of disrespecting my husband but truth be told, I would have preferred to be dancing with my husband.”
“We have a very open honest relationship and me being truthful with him about the experience, I was hoping he would laugh but instead he was disappointed and hurt,” Brandi continues. “It made me feel like a puppy with my tail between my legs. The pain lingered for weeks.” Bryan may have been in pain over Brandi’s dancing, but LeeAnne Locken was in pain over Brandi’s poop hat.
Brandi’s shitty situation with LeeAnne caused a mouthful of drama over lunch with Stephanie and Cary. “The ladies lunch in my opinion was ridiculous,” complains Brandi.
“Stephanie is a woman of few words, but when she speaks she nails it.” Unlike LeeAnne who says many many words – all of them about herself. Or Brandi who says many, many words – all of them about poop!
“I love Stephanie and her voice. She is honest and approachable unlike someone that will BOW at you. Cary is awesome, she just doesn’t want the BS in her life and I don’t blame her,” Brandi writes in her Bravo blog. “Cary and Stephanie have been good friends to me accepting me for my sense of humor, flaws, and I do the same. Honestly, who wants friends that don’t do that?”
With Bryan and LeeAnne treating her like the devil in disguise – Brandi turned to Jesus for salvation. She writes, “I learned that I should sometimes stop and ask God to be my GPS when I am taking a turn onto uncharted and unfamiliar territory, and look where I am headed to with the direction I was taking in hindsight. I can never go wrong with God as my GPS! Amen to that!!!”
Yes, #FixItJesus
Hey – maybe LeeAnne needs to borrow Brandi’s God GPS?
Tonight Stephanie’s defense of Brandi and their friendship will come back to bite her! When their mutual friend Marie hots a cocktail party an embarrassing revelation about LeeAnne comes to light. When Tiffany tries to play mediator between Stephanie, Brandi and LeeAnne Stephanie finds herself on the receiving end of LeeAnne’s carny mouth!
Before all the drama, however, Stephanie and Brandi visit her parents in Oklahoma. Back in Dallas Cary invites Tiffany to a yoga class and their developing friendship leaves LeeAnne in twists.
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