It’s no secret that Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie takes a lot of heat on social media – especially when the show is airing new episodes. It’s also no secret that the Pump cast loves to put out new music for fans (you didn’t forget Pump Sessions yet, did you?! Or T.I.P.? Or that other video nobody understands from White Kanye), but Mike Shay is going one step further – releasing a song for the haters called “Twitter Moms.”
A few of the catchy lyrics assume the Twitter Moms and Instagram Trolls are chowing down McDonald’s because they can’t afford Chili’s and should be eating salads. “This is a song for the Twitter Moms who only post pics of your kids and your dogs. You hide behind the internet mad because you’re heavyset. Skinny model bitch try some salad with some vinaigrette.”
“Yeah you call me fat, yeah you call me ugly, from your phone at your home, wrapped in a Snuggie.” And “I’m sorry that your life sucks, I’m sorry you’re not happy. You’re a closet bitch and your attitude is crappy.” Shay even mentions his pill addiction being a thing of the past, blasts the haters who refer to Scheana as a c**t on Twitter, and more.
You can listen to the song below, but be warned: it’s an earworm.
