Patti Stanger is back in the now rebranded Million Dollar Matchmaker to help more hopeless rich people find televised love. And now she’s adding Farrah Abraham to its roster of ‘millionaires‘.
(Remember when Sheree Whitfield was on the Millionaire Matchmaker version of the show playing rich?!).
Patti confesses that Farrah, the not-porn-porn-star, and perpetually delusional Teen Mom OG star, is one of “the toughest cases I’ve ever seen in my matchmaking history”. Farrah, ironically will star alongside Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, and several other wealthy singles, who will all begin their quest for love by attending an intensive “love lessons” retreat.
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Since Farrah is a human blow-up doll, maybe she and the Human Ken Doll can put plastic-to-plastic together and fall in love. It could work right?!
In the preview Farrah, who is dating-not-dating Simon Saran, cries to Patti that it’s impossible for her to find love and she has no idea why…
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Let’s hope Patti has better luck than Farrah’s previous television relationship counselor Dr. Jenn! Farrah, the never ending train of delusion, tried her luck at mending her broken heart by appearing on Couples Therapy. Alone. Because because she didn’t actually have a boyfriend. Sort of like she didn’t have a career as a stripper. Or an adult entertainer. Uh-huh. OK, well, Farrah actually didn’t have a boyfriend, so maybe that analogy doesn’t work, but you get the point!
You can check out the preview for the new season of Million Dollar Matchmaker below. It premieres July 8th at 10/9c on WEtv.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK PATTI CAN FIND LOVE FOR FARRAH? WILL YOU WATCH MILLION DOLLAR MATCHMAKER?
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