As Real Housewives Of New York‘s epic 8th season draws to an end (not before an explosive a three-part reunion) we decided to revisit some of the most outrageous moments from this season.
Although there have been a lot of tears, a lot of screaming, a lot of accusations, a lot of surprises, and no decent cast trip to speak of (Thanks Bethenny Frankel!), there have also been some fun moments. And a lot of OMG ones!
Below we recap the most ridiculous, surprising, funny, and awful moments from Bethenny, Ramona Singer, Jules Wainstein, Sonja Morgan, Dorinda Medley, and Luann de Lesseps. Oh, was Carole Radziwill here too?
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Also, things I have decided while watching this season of Real Housewives Of New York:
- Fibroids are the new Lyme. Have an appearing/disappearing medical problem, have reason to co-opt entire season of Housewives while behind-the-scenes wearing bikinis, going on non-Bravo trips, and hiding an extremely suspicious personal problem.
- Bethenny will make any issue about herself and how it affects (re: upsets and traumatizes) her: your eating disorder, your fiance cheating, your dysfunctional relationship, your alcohol brand, your girls getaway… She will also use your personal tragedies to sell Skinnygirl.
- Being a hypocrite is totally OK – just so long as you name-call first.
- Ramona needs a macrame intervention. And Cesar Milan to pay her a visit.
- The Terrible Three-Timing Tom sounds like a Grimm’s Fairy Tale (someone needs to write this).
- Luann may have low-self esteem when it comes to men, which makes me sad. Or she just wants to live in a Penthouse again. Which is also sad.
- The Countess Collection is not flattering (I need Luann in her real clothing, please).
- Bethenny Frankel is the ‘Big Brother’ of Manhattan, and will not hesitate to use her powers for evil. She knows who you are sleeping with; she knows when your fiance is at play; she knows if you’ve been bad, so bow at her feet for goodness sake.
- Carole is the soapy remains of a good time. She is boring. She is also petty. And she thinks we’re all idiots. Why is she self-importantly wafting through RHONY judging and moralizing – doesn’t she have a book to write?
- Sonja and Luann need to ditch their awful dudes and just be roommates forever. Dorinda should move in too! Ab-Fab By Bravo!
- Sonja is so incredibly funny. And way stronger than she seems.
Tonight is part one of the reunion, where Dorinda is in the hot seat over John. And Luann and Bethenny start to argue. Reality Tea will be live-tweeting.
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