I don’t think I will ever get over that last part of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. I got no closure so I was putting a lot of stock into the Watch What Happens Live episode that followed. Ideally, Porsha Williams would have been on to spill some tea on Phaedra Parks, but Kim Zolciak Biermann came through to shade her former RHOA costar.
As per usual, Kim denied getting her nose done and threw some insults at Kenya Moore. She addressed her son Kash‘s trip to the emergency room after he was attacked by a dog. She also attempted to clear up that weird tweet she sent to Chrissy Teigen offering up her daughter Brielle Biermann for oral sex to get John Legend tickets. Basically, she was laying the framework to return to Real Housewives of Atlanta next year.
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Of course, the word of the night was “Phaedra.” I mean how could it not be? The woman got herself into some serious trouble this season and the craziness kicked up a notch thanks to the revelations from the reunion. Kim told Andy Cohen, “I think she is sneaky and she has got to be on something to have no expression and no emotion. She’s just like not there.”
I’m pretty sure Phaedra said ten words tops during the entire four-part reunion special. Then again, she ran her mouth enough as the puppet master this past season.
Even though I was shocked when Porsha said that Phaedra was the one who told her that Kandi Burruss wanted to drug and take advantage of her, I still can’t get over it. Initially, I felt like Porsha was in on it, but she truly seemed duped when she revealed that Phaedra said that Kandi is the one who told her she wanted to drug Porsha.
By now, the viewers are used to Phaedra’s constant stream of lies. Andy asked, “Were you surprised that Phaedra was behind the rumors?” He even admitted, “I was surprised,” but all Kim had to say was, “No.” She added, “It doesn’t make sense. She’s a lawyer. That’s a pretty serious allegation though. That’s not like a joke.”
What the hell was Phaedra thinking? How far was she going to let this go? She went so far to make Kandi look bad, but she ended up looking a million times worse in the process. There aren’t enough charity summer camps or pray circles for Phaedra to run to make up for this one. She made a colossal mistake and now it seems like everyone is against her.
Andy asked Kim about how Kash is doing after the dog bite. Kim shared, “He actually has perfect vision in both eyes. That’s all we care about. The rest we can fix.” Andy pressed, “You can’t really say more about the owner of the dog?” And all Kim had to say was, “I’m not able to discuss that. I’ve been advised not to at this point.” I’m sure it will be addressed at some point during the next season of Don’t Be Tardy. Thankfully, Kash is alright.
When a viewer asked if Kim is in contact with her parents she said, “They did text me about Kash, but no, I’m not.”
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And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode of Watch What Happens Live if Andy didn’t ask Kim about her nose. He shaded her with three before photos alongside a frame of her look in the current episode and Kim just rolled out the same tired excuses. She said, “It grows when I was pregnant” and “I was pregnant for three straight years.” Kim insisted, “If I had a nose job, it would be straight.” Alright, Kim. Whatever you say, girl.
Speaking of the weird things Kim says, Andy asked her about that tweet she sent Chrissy Tiegen. In case you haven’t seen it, Kim wrote, “Sooo ur hubby is comin to ATL may 19 & Kash is beyond OBSESSED w him! Who does Brielle have to blow in order to meet him?? LOL.” Umm. I could never imagine my mom saying something like that. I get that Kim is going for that “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” persona, but that was a little much, even for Kim.
And surprise surprise: Kim still doesn’t think that there is anything out of the ordinary about tweeting that. She declared, “I feel like people need to lighten up. Brielle helped me tweet that because I had too many characters and had to figure it out. It was all in good fun. Chrissy is super funny and Kash is obsessed with him. I’ll do anything for Kash so it’s good. It’s all in good fun. I’m married. I couldn’t offer myself up.”
That wasn’t really the best explanation, but then again there are much bigger fish to fry in the grand scheme of things.
Kim addressed her altercation with Kenya at Sheree Whitfield’s housewarming party: “I know she’s kind of like a lunatic, so I wasn’t overly surprised, but she was just being rude. I’m pretty possessive of my friends and Sheree and I are pretty close so, no. It was low blows. Don’t mess with my man, my money, or my kids.” And this gives Kim a story line when if she returns to the show next year.
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