Holy French fries and kiddie leashes, Baht-man! There is so much news going on the the world of 90 Day Fiance this week, it’s enough to make Danielle Mullins’ white binder explode. Rumors that Molly and Luis are divorcing were quickly followed by confirmation that Nicole is flying to Morocco to marry Azan. In the arm tattoo words of Scheana Marie: It’s All Happening. And – at least in Nicole and Azan’s case – TLC cameras are capturing it all!
No word yet on whether Azan is attracted to Nicole more than 55%. Also, no word on whether Luis is still petrified of Home Goods decorations (see: Devil owl, Satan candles, evil Buddhas). Both couples were featured on season five of 90 Day Fiance, and both couples’ relationships were giant blazing dumpster fires. Now it seems their stories are diverging in opposite directions. While one hellfire is put out, another grows even bigger.
After Nicole flew back to Florida last season with her toddler daughter, May, we found out that Azan’s K1 Visa was denied. Because he’s prohibited from entering the U.S. on a K1, Nicole decided to save all of her Starbucks paychecks up to fund a trip BACK to Morocco – and this time she’s not leaving until she’s wifed up! As she’d threatened in the past, Nicole is also taking May with her (with or without a leash, we wonder?), and plans to apply for a different Visa classification once she and Azan are married. Their ultimate plans are to move back to the U.S. as captor and prisoner a married couple.
In Touch Weekly reports that Nicole “will have to become a resident of the country and she either has to be married to a citizen or have a job or be a student.” It’s not clear how long the Visa process will take for the couple after they’re wed, however.
So, when is our fair maiden leaving for Morocco? TODAY! She’s leaving TODAY, people!!! Which means there still might be time to storm the airports and form a human roadblock between that precious little May and her sad fate. (You know Nicole’s mom, Robbalee, would join us. For SURE.)
Keith Brooks’ YouTube channel, which offers inside scoops and updates on 90 Day Fiance dirt weekly, broke the news of Nicole’s Moroccan wedding plans back in February. He reported that she was leaving before Valentine’s Day, but decided to wait until her taxes were filed to receive an extra $4,000 tax return before the trip.
Keith also alleged that Azan STILL HAS MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS on the hook around the world, and even reached out to one woman who claims Azan has been her online “love” for the past year. Yikes.
Silver lining: Nicole and Azan will be featured on season six of 90 Day Fiance, and we can only hope the premiere date is announced soon. Sunday nights just aren’t the same without this train wreck in our lives. Oh, 90 Day Fiance – come back to us, lover! We need you!
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