The Season 3 premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac is quickly approaching. The trailer has been released, the cast has been announced, and now the fans are blessed with the taglines for the upcoming season.
In all honesty, I’ve heard better. Then again, this franchise has been going strong since 2006, with many cities, and even more Housewives, so I get: a lot of the iconic quotes have already been used. Nevertheless, some of these are actually pretty good. And others are representative of the Potomac series: too much, yet not enough at the same time.
Us Weekly shared the Season 3 taglines. Robyn Dixon‘s is “Life has its ups and downs, but my game is on the rebound.” I’m into it. The word “rebound” plays into her on-again-off-again confusing relationship with her ex-husband/possible future love interest Juan Dixon. And he happens to be a former basketball player, so the word “rebound” has a double meaning here. Props to Robyn… or the intern that came up with this one.
The new girl Candiace Dillard, who won Miss United States back in 2013, incorporated that experience into her tagline with “Life is a pageant and I’m in it to win it.” That one makes perfect sense to me and I haven’t even “met” her yet.
Monique Samuels is back for her second season with this as her tagline: ” You’ll never put me in a box because I’m the whole darn package.” This is another one that makes sense. It’s not the most clever tagline in the world, but it works. Beyond that, it sounds like it could be aimed at the Housewives who were very critical of Monique during her rookie season.
If you were hoping that Gizelle Bryant would come up with something irreverent and original for her third tagline, you’re out of luck. She incorporated the phrase “word on the street” into her tagline for the third year in a row with: “If you can’t handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening.”
It looks like Karen Huger is still buying into those delusions of grandeur and adamantly denying her less than reputable financial situation. Karen’s Season 3 tagline is “Baby don’t believe what you hear. The grande dame still holds center court.” Apparently the imaginary “grande dame” title is still very much a thing. Cue my eye roll.
I figured that Ashley Darby’s tagline would have something to do with recovering her marriage, but instead it’s just about being a shit stirrer, which I’m all for (as of this moment): “You may say I cause trouble, but I say I keep things interesting.” I hope that this tagline holds true. The first two seasons fell short in all honesty.
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TELL US- WHO DO YOU THINK HAS THE BEST TAGLINE? WILL YOU BE WATCHING REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC NEXT SEASON?
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