Another Sunday night, another 2-hour installment of everyone’s favorite cautionary tale: 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After. Tonight’s show takes us on a journey from Nicole’s roach-infested hovel to David’s firehouse apartment (where I’m convinced he’s currently seeking squatter’s rights to avoid paying rent).
Nicole’s parents try to bang some sense into their daughter’s very dense head, but she refuses to budge about her plans to marry Azan in Morocco. Somewhere in Casablanca, windows are being boarded up and locks are being changed as this conversation occurs…
Meanwhile, David faces off with his daughter, Ashley, who has LOTSA questions for Annie and him. Like, do they plan to work – ever? Or will they just pawn borrowed jewelry until the gold runs out? Perhaps those “Thai massages by the pool” that Chris was so curious about will come to fruition? Endless possibilities.
Paola and Russ continue their tour of Colombia, this week forcing Russ to actually share breathing space with that idiotic toolbag, Juan. During their face off at dinner, Paola once again shows how disloyal she is to Russ by not punching Juan square in the face herself. Because his behavior is atrocious.
Anfisa and Jorge go to counseling (apologies to the therapist in advance/retroactively), after which Jorge just shrugs his shoulders and claims that he doesn’t need to change at all. He’s perfect, ya’ll! Anfisa is rightfully disgusted with Jorge, as are we all.
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Chantel tries to prove she’s not being “harvested” by Pedro. Or body snatched. Or whatever it is that the Family Chantel is accusing Pedro of. But her family – and by family, I mean River – pushes things to the boiling point when they won’t let up on their suspicions. Yo – this isolated cabin idea was excellent thinking, Mother and Father Chantel! Two snaps in a circle to you.
Lastly, Molly has FINALLY had it with the smirking, smarmy, sulky manchild of a husband she picked up at an all-inclusive bar in the Dominican Republic. Yup. It’s time for Luis’s karma to come calling. And I think I speak for all of us when I say: It’s about damn time.
Join us in the comments section to break down all of the madness in tonight’s episode!
TELL US: WILL NICOLE’S PARENTS EVER GET THROUGH TO HER? WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO SEE HAPPEN TO LUIS? IS JORGE DELUSIONAL TO THINK EVERYTHING IS ANFISA’S FAULT?
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