On last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, Margaret Josephs and Joe Beningo go to a tattoo parlor. Joe wants to get their wedding anniversary tattooed around his finger.
At Melissa Gorga’s house, Jackie Goldschneider shows up and talks about how hard it is to be parents of twins. Jackie writes about parenting and her husband works in finance. Melissa talks about her improved relationship with Teresa Guidice. Foreshadowing much?
At the nail salon, Teresa and her oldest daughter Gia Giudice talk about how Joe Gorga hasn’t been spending much time with their father. Teresa keeps singing this song to anyone who will listen.
Dolores Catania is with her ex-husband Frank Catania shopping for a home they are flipping. She talks about needing total trust and transparency in their relationship. Dolores tells Frank that she invited Margaret to her hatchet throwing party. Frank tells Dolores it’s only a matter of time before Danielle Staub says something to rile her up. That is guaranteed to happen on any day that ends in a ‘y’.
At Danielle’s house, Margaret tells Danielle about Dolores’ invite and Danielle is not happy about it. Danielle asks Margaret, What do you have in common, you cheated on your husband and she got cheated on?” Wow, that was below the belt. Margaret says she doesn’t want to hurt Danielle, who storms off crying and Margaret leaves.
At the hatchet throwing party, the ladies assign symbolic meaning to their hatchet targets. Jennifer Aydin wantsto lose weight. She talks about her home during a confessional interview. Their stunning home is 9 bedrooms, a movie theater, gym, spa, indoor basketball court — and has 16 bathrooms. Jennifer wants an identity beyond being plastic surgeon’s wife.
Margaret tells the girls about Danielle’s cheating comment. Dolores says “I’m right. Danielle will never change.” Yes you are. Margaret says shes’s going to Oklahoma to design hospital gowns that look like costumes for terminally ill children. She invites the cast to join her, of course.
Jennifer and her husband Bill Aydin talk about the hatchet throwing and the Oklahoma trip. Bill is the type that wants her to stay home with the kids and is surprised that she didn’t ask. He gives in (oh thank you Bill, thank you!).
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Tracey (Teresa’s coach) talks to her about her training for her bikini fitness competition and tells her how she needs to be tighter. “You’re better, but you ain’t all that yet.” Wow.
Margaret and Joe bring Margaret’s mom Marge Sr., for her facelift with Dr. Kassir. It will take about four hours for the procedure and Margaret is very nervous. Six hours have passed and they haven’t seen the doctor yet. The doctor finally comes out and says everything went well.
At Teresa’s house, it’s Easter Sunday. Melissa and Joe and their kids show up. Joe’s dad tells him that he doesn’t see him anymore. “Shame!” he says. Her dad is crying while making a toast for his late wife. Teresa asks if Joe is going to be around more and Melissa says “who brings this up on a holiday?” Well, it might not be the best timing, but if the answer was ‘yes,’ it would’ve been an easy question to answer right?
Joe explains it’s hard to be around because he’s working all day and not to bring it up in front of everyone. Teresa said it’s all he says — Gia comes in and tries to talk to Joe and defends Teresa that she’s hearing it all the time. They all tell him he has to make time.
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