Both Jackie Goldschneider and Jennifer Aydin are making an impact on Real Housewives of New Jersey. The rookie Housewives are far from bashful. Obviously, Jennifer is an extremely polarizing character. Starting with the positive, Jennifer gives us a lot to talk about. Then again, the incessant bragging got old. Very quickly.
Next episode, it looks like Jackie earns her stripes and calls out the OG herself, Teresa Giudice. Teresa claims that Melissa Gorga can “control” her husband. Jackie points out Teresa’s blatant hypocrisy. She went to jail (in part) thanks to her own husband. Yes, I know that Teresa was responsible for her own actions blah blah blah. Nevertheless, she could not “control” her husband, who is currently rocking an orange jumpsuit. Pot, meet kettle.
Jackie called out Jennifer in a Bravo blog post about the last episode. She wrote, “And the bag checks? Not cool, Jennifer. Do a background check, girlfriend. If you’re randomly inspecting people’s bags, I’m not sure how you trust them with your children.” Seriously.
Jackie joked, “But I’m not shocked that Jennifer pooped her pants in a car. When you have 16 bathrooms at home you get used to going the moment the impulse strikes! Her butt was like, ‘Whaddya mean I have to wait?'” Ah, now it all makes sense. #RichPeopleProblems
The sole endearing thing about Jennifer (so far) is an anecdote about her pooping her pants. At this point, she’s shit out of luck when it comes to winning over the viewers.
The poop puns continued. Jackie quipped, “Every party has a pooper (pun intended) and that pooper was Jennifer.” That had to be mortifying in person. At least it was somewhat entertaining for the viewers. Plus, it was something new to talk about, unlike the chronically recycled Teresa vs. Melissa feud. Thank u, next (storyline).
Jackie recalled, “She just wasn’t feeling it, and the more she drank the more she let us know. By the end of the night, she was verbally unloading about her dissatisfaction.”
She admitted, “I felt bad for Margaret [Josephs]— who was clearly embarrassed — and Polly, who couldn’t have been a better host.” Same! Polly seems like a true gem. Hopefully, she visits the ladies in the Garden State. She just won’t stay at Jennifer’s house, even though it has a superior sunset, a basketball court, a fountain, and sixteen bathrooms.
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As awful as Jennifer behaved, she actually did pull a Lisa Rinna and “owned it” when she got called out. This is not something that comes easily to most Real Housewives.
Jackie acknowledged, “I must say, Jennifer seemed to be genuinely apologetic when she was called out on it, but maybe she should try just not saying the offensive crap in the first place. Just a thought.” She even volunteered to sleep in the trailer!
Jackie concluded, “And for those of you who watched the previews of next week’s episode, I say grab your popcorn and take a seat. I’m jumping in headfirst.” Jumping in headfirst and calling out the OG of RHONJ!
TELL US- IS JACKIE GOLDSCHNEIDER A GOOD ADDITION TO REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JENNIFER AYDIN?
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