Last night on Floribama Shore was the group’s last week in the shore house. It’s finally time for them all to say goodbye. This season we have seen a lot of drunken nights, hookups, stalking, and fights. With Jeremiah Buoni’s brother in town, I wonder if Nilsa Prowant will fall for him again. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen since he completely played her last summer.
Jeremiah’s brother, Josh, finally arrives at the house. The douche bag level goes up to a thousand with his arrival. Josh tells the crew that he is getting laid tonight. Josh clearly knows attention is Nilsa’s kryptonite because begins complimenting her. Little does she know what he was just saying about her outside.
Kortni Gilson goes out with her mature date. What the hell he wants with her is beyond me. He isn’t unattractive, has a nice car, and seems to be able to hold a conversation. Maybe he just has a penchant for young smelly women who like to drink excessively. One man’s trash is another’s treasure, I guess.
Everyone meets up at the club to drink and dance. Most just want a front row seat, to see how Nilsa handles Josh. It seems like every roommate, but her, knows he is only being nice to get her “cookie.” Gus Smyrnios then sees his opportunity to try to slide on the dance floor before Josh gets a chance. Nilsa confides in Aimee Hall she is over both Gus and Josh. Wow… This is an unexpected turn of events. I thought for sure she was going to sleep with one of them.
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Everyone comes back home for a pool party. For some reason, Codi Butts begins streaking through the house. He even wakes up a sleeping Kirk Medas to flash him. Eww… This is awkward and unappreciated. Josh must realize that he will sleep alone. He goes straight to bed after being ignored all night. So much for him thinking Nilsa was going to throw herself at him. I am really wondering what the hell she ever saw in Josh. He is not cute and is extremely cocky. Thankfully he makes his exit quickly from the house the next morning.
Aimee’s mom calls to warn her about statements on social media about the incident. Honestly, I think this woman is milking their encounter for 15 seconds of fame. Kortni’s mom takes her to meet with a lawyer. On the way there, Aimee looks at all the screenshots of the messages as evidence. The supposed victim is now saying her nose is broken, which Aimee doesn’t believe. Later it’s revealed that this lawyer has helped Kortni many times. So maybe he can work miracles if she isn’t in jail by now.
Nilsa decides to scrub Kortni clean in the pool like a dog. She is now dating a nice guy and she doesn’t want her to continue to have poor hygiene. Someone should have done this a while ago, just in a shower. I don’t understand how a grown woman can be so gross. Kortni has no shame at all about her nastiness. It’s pretty bad when another grown woman, has to wash an able-bodied woman. If she is like this on national television, one can only imagine what she does at home. SMH…
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Everyone goes to the beach for the last time together. Gus tells everyone that the house took an emotional toll on him. He doesn’t know at this point if he is going to return. He feels like the house isn’t good for him or his family. I am side-eyeing this entire scene. Give me a break! I have never seen a man so THIRSTY for attention all of the time.
Every Floribama Shore episode we have to watch Gus try to monopolize the attention with a tantrum or from a woman. There is no way he would pass up on the chance for people to watch him on TV. He craves the attention way too much for that. Nonetheless, everyone tries to be supportive of him. Whatever, bye Gus….
Everyone says their goodbyes to each other and PCB. I am happy that it seems like Nilsa has grown up, even if it happened at the end of the summer. She is finally realizing that she is worth more than a man’s opinion of her. I was happy to see how she handled not only Gus but Josh as well. I hope she will find a guy who is worth her time in the future. I guess we will see what other changes people have made in their lives if Floribama Shore is renewed for another season.
TELL US- WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SEASON OF FLORIBAMA SHORE? DO YOU THINK GUS SHOULD RETURN TO THE SHOW? DO YOU THINK NILSA IS TRULY OVER GUS? WILL THERE BE A FLORIBAMA SHORE SEASON 3?
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