Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Season 9 Taglines Are Announced!

Is it February 12 yet? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 is just one day away. The anticipation is almost too much to handle. All we know is that pretty much every cast member is at odds with Lisa Vanderpump. Other than that, it’s not clear what exactly went down.

However, the Season 9 taglines do sort of hint at what we can expect from each cast member this season. Well, except for Camille Grammer. Once again, the OG cast member is not a full-time cast member.

The taglines can set the tone for each Housewife’s storylines during the season. As per usual, Kyle Richards’ tagline is all about how she’s from Beverly Hills. You know, in case we were unaware after the first eight seasons of this show.

According to Entertainment Tonight, Kyle declares, “In Beverly Hills, the truth always has a way of rising to the top.” Apparently, she feels she’s in the right this season. But what will the fans think once the episodes start airing?

Lisa Rinna’s tagline tells us absolutely nothing about her storylines this season. Still, it’s a cute play on words. She says, “In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all.”

Following Rinna’s lead, Dorit Kemsley doesn’t reveal anything about her storylines this year. Instead, she played it safe and referenced her constantly changing hairstyles. Yawn. Dorit’s tagline is “In business and in life, I wear many hats… and hairstyles.” Do any of those hats involve lawsuits and debt? Or are we just going to ignore those on the show?

Erika Girardi continued to play up her Erika Jayne alter ego with her tagline. At this point, it doesn’t even feel like an alter ego situation. Where does Erika Girardi end and Erika Jayne begin? Anyway, it’s played out. The latex has lost its novelty. Erika says, “Most people talk about their fantasies. I’m living mine.”

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Lisa Vanderpump comes through with her signature “British humor” yet again. She proclaims, “You can stab me in the back, but whilst you’re there, kiss my ass.” Whether you’re an LVP Stan or if you side with the rest of the ladies, you still have to admit she has an amazing tagline this season.

It sounds like Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is done being Lisa Vanderpump’s lackey. Is her tagline a dig at LVP? She declares, “I’m not afraid of hard work, but I’ll never do your dirty work.” Let’s just hope does something this season. Other than her famous last name, she brought nothing to the table other than pounds of hair extensions and a love of horses.

New Housewife Denise Richards comes through with a solid tagline. She says, “My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.” That sounds promising! Let’s just hope she delivers.