Real Housewives of New York Season 11 will be here before you know it! Tbe trailer dropped! Now, the new taglines are here! All we need are some fresh episodes and shady interview quotes to bring it all together.
As the fans know, all taglines are not equal. For every iconic one, there are about a dozen duds among all of the different shows. So how did the New York ladies do this time around? Let’s assess.
People was the first to release the Real Housewives of New York Season 11 taglines. Luann de Lesseps nailed it with a painfully obvious reference to her legal woes. Luann’s tagline is “I plead guilty …. to being fabulous.” Let’s just hope that “being fabulous” includes following the requirements for her probation.
Bethenny Frankel hits us with”When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.” Have you guys ever heard of the Skinnygirl Margarita? I don’t feel like she’s ever mentioned this before! Is it a new project? Just kidding. This is her 999,999,999,999th Skinnygirl reference. At least.
Ramona Singer comes through with a very generic vague phrase. Her tagline is “The only thing I’ll settle for is more.” More what? Botox? Dates? Respect for other women?
Of course, Sonja Morgan decided to use a sexual innuendo. She shared, “People call me over the top, but lately I prefer being a bottom.” Oh, Sonja.
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Dorinda Medley sets an aggressive tone with her tagline. She proclaimed, “If you’ve got a problem with me, it’s your problem!” Which cast member is this about?
Tinsley Mortimer continues her desperate quest to get a ring on her finger with her tagline. She said, “Game, set, now, I need a match.” That tennis metaphor made me flash back to Ramona and Jill Zarin’s tennis matches from the early seasons. Those were the days!
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TELL US- WHICH NEW YORK CITY HOUSEWIFE HAS THE BEST TAGLINE? WHO HAS THE WORST ONE? WHAT WOULD YOUR TAGLINE BE IF YOU WERE A REAL HOUSEWIFE?
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