In a story line that absolutely, positively, categorically will not die, #puppygate has yet to be resolved. As Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has shown us, some things can definitely go past their expiration date. Viewers are well aware Lisa Vanderpump has been targeted for the majority of the season because the other ladies don’t want to discuss their legal issues of a mixed-breed chihuahua. I think we can all agree the dog has been over it for quite some time now.
The drama continues regarding who is at fault for bringing #puppygate into the spotlight. Whomever it was, I would like to have a word because it has become excessive. We are still in the dark over the person who dropped the dog off at a kill shelter, which really should be the problem at hand. Anyohmygodcanwepleasemoveon, after most of Lisa V.’s friendships within the cast have been terminated, her credibility remains questioned by her former pals. Fans of RHOBH saw Lisa undergo a lie detector test in the last episode, in an effort to clear her name. Lisa addresses why she submitted to the test, and her relationships going forward.
The horse has been beaten, buried, given zombie medicine, and now it just wants to take a final dirt nap. Thanks to Cedric 2.0 Vanderpump Dogs Executive Director, John Sessa, Lisa decided to Maury Povich herself and succumb to a lie detector test.
In an interview with Us Weekly, Lisa explains her reasoning. “I couldn’t have handled anything any differently,” she said. I guess if you want to prove your innocence and try to make your friends look like people avoiding their personal problems foolish, that’s one way to do it.
Lisa told Us Weekly, “I handled it with the truth and that’s, I think, why I ended up doing the lie detector test.”
After, LVP shared, “I was like, I was so sick of them saying, ‘Oh, I don’t believe this.'”
She continued, “And finally, when you say, ‘I swear on my children’s life’ and that’s not good enough, that’s when I say, ‘Oh, you know what?’”
Lisa recalled, “John Sessa had a great idea, ‘Go, do a lie detector test.’ I said, ‘Absolutely.’
She concluded, “If I had any guilt, I wouldn’t have done it. Come on.” John has apparently watched his fair share of morning trash talk shows.
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The poor lie detector administrator wondered what life choices had led him to this moment. Nevertheless, she did pass the test with flying colors. Short of Lisa falling upon her knees and begging costars individually for their forgiveness, it will never be enough. As the group sat around a dinner table in Hawaii, instead of celebrating Camille Grammer Meyer Carrington Colby’s nuptials, they decided to examine Lisa’s motives. Par for the course, at this juncture.
As far as Lisa’s friendship with Dorit Kemsley goes, she admits she has not spoken with either Dorit or husband, PK. “No, I haven’t spoken to them. I haven’t,” she said. Dorit continues to see herself as the victim of the #puppygate scandal, when in reality, fans are the victims at this point.
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Whether or not Lisa will show up to the reunion is unknown. She still refuses to confirm or deny she will be at the taping. Yet another mystery to be solved in the soap opera drama we have all come to dread enjoy. If she does show up, she will have a manila folder thick with texts, lie detector results, and receipts. Stay tuned.
TELL US- DO YOU THINK THE LIE DETECTOR TEST WAS NECESSARY? DID LISA GO OVERBOARD TAKING THE TEST? AFTER HEARING THE RESULTS, ARE YOU CONFIDANT LISA HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LEAKING THE PUPPYGATE STORY?
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