Denise Richards is well into her freshman year as one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and so far she has avoided making anyone angry or engaging in any feuds. Which is pretty remarkable considering that most new ladies like to stir it up to guarantee screen time. As Denise was already a celebrity coming into the show, she is probably guaranteed generous camera time no matter what she does.
Newbie Denise might not be dramatic, but she sure does like to share. Or rather, overshare. So far this season, Denise has revealed that her new husband Aaron Phypers is well endowed–and that she once set him up with a happy ending massage. Denise also admitted that she had a happy ending lady pond massage experience herself. And just this week, Denise claimed that her ex-husband Charlie Sheen once brought a hooker to her Thanksgiving dinner!
Although Denise seems pretty honest (to a fault!), you have to ask yourself, could that be true? Would anyone really bring a prostitute to his ex-wife’s family Thanksgiving dinner? Charlie’s publicist shared a statement with People, confirming that, yes indeed, Mr. Sheen brought a working girl to the event. Charlie said, “Yes, her story regarding Thanksgiving is absolutely true.”
Can you imagine? Many divorced couples have difficulty in celebrating holidays together, if they do at all. And then when you invite an ex-spouse, they not only bring an uninvited guest, but one they might have just met online-or on a street corner. Happy Thanksgiving and pass the cranberries!
Denise revealed Charlie’s tawdry move on last week’s episode of RHOBH. She shared that after she and Charlie split, he had brought a prostitute to her house on Thanksgiving and she was waiting for him in the driveway. Denise said she told Charlie, “I’ll set a f***ing plate.” Magnanimous Denise even declared, “Even a hooker deserves to have Thanksgiving dinner.” And pumpkin pie. Don’t forget the pumpkin pie!
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The situation must have given Denise pause, as it was not like Charlie brought his cousin Nick from Omaha with him as an uninvited guest. However, I would wager to guess that the special surprise attendee was better behaved than fellow Housewife Lisa Rinna would have been. And less demanding than Dorit Kemsley. And probably better dressed than Erika Jayne.
Hooker-loving Charlie went on to say in his statement, “The turkey I brought was, in fact, a lady of the night and a bit of a harlot. The thighs were especially robust.” OK, Charlie-we get the picture. More clearly then we would like. And thank you for not talking about stuffing or basting. A little–or a lot–left to the imagination is always best.
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Denise seems like she has the patience of a saint. And now we have learned that she provided a free meal to a holiday hooker. We salute you, Denise Richards, for going above and beyond the call of duty. And we all want to be invited to your next Thanksgiving dinner!
TELL US–DO YOU THINK DENISE IS THE WORLD’S MOST PATIENT EX-WIFE? DO YOU THINK THAT DENISE SHARES TOO MUCH ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS?
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