Days before the new season of Vanderpump Rules wows us with train wreck lifestyles, Lisa Vanderpump’s trendy hotspot Pump will be under construction. Nothing says this is going to be an excellent year like picking glass out of your hair! Lisa’s restaurants are often the site of multiple drunken arguments, finger-pointing, and the occasional body-shaming comment, now the crew can add a new destructive element to the list.
I’m not sure this is the kind of publicity Lisa wants heading into the Pump Rules premiere tomorrow night, OR IS IT? I’m certain nothing would surprise us at this point. That said, brunch patrons at Pump got a little more than they bargained for on Sunday. Thanks to a driver with a questionable turn radius, Lisa’s staff suddenly found themselves cleaning more than the remnants of mimosas and desperation from the tables.
Kristen Doute, do you have a Ferrari? Just kidding! Though I wouldn’t be surprised at the lengths some people may go through to get a good table at Pump on a Sunday, this is a bit much. Either someone was REALLY craving a Pumptini, or they need to visit the local DMV.
According to Page Six, Lisa’s establishment was involved in a nasty little accident during prime brunch action. Pump is located in WeHo on Santa Monica Boulevard, in a busy section of town. So busy that maybe drivers get distracted and ram their automobiles into, you know, buildings…
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A high-end sports car mutilated the patio seating area and shattered the front door. A representative for Lisa confirmed, “the vehicle ‘slammed through’ the patio — which features a glass wall — just after 2 p.m. on Sunday”. In all seriousness, that is some scary stuff but it could have been much, much worse.
Lisa took to her Instagram to share a photo of the Ferrari literally sitting in the entrance of her restaurant. And because Lisa has that cheeky British humor thing going for her, she captioned the shot, “No. We are not a Drive-Thru. Thank God no one was hurt…” Current reports show the driver was attempting to make a left turn and jumped the curb.
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Photos show glass strewn on the car, tables, chairs, and one woman who will probably be rich soon was, “slightly injured and taken to the hospital with cuts.” Drugs and alcohol do not appear to be a factor in the accident and the driver was not injured. The crash is under investigation and while Pump closed for the remainder of the afternoon, doors will not shut due to this incident. Probably because the doors are gone now…
Let’s all breathe a sigh of relief that no one was seriously hurt and business will not suffer. It’s time to saddle up and get ready for Vanderpump Rules to conveniently come back tomorrow night at 99 PM on Bravo.
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