There is only so much former housewives can do with their lives once they have been fired moved on. And apparently doing a podcast is at the top of that list. Bethenny Frankel, Vicki Gunvalson and Brandi Glanville all have their own podcasts. Even Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley have one, although they haven’t put an episode out since March of this year. But despite the lack of interest, former housewives keep grabbing the mic, assuming we care. Now two former cast members from Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have officially entered the chat.
Tamra Judge and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave are the latest former Bravolebrities who have gone into the business. Two T’s In A Pod (honestly, worst name ever), the two of them team up for “Watching, Recapping, Armchair Quarterbacking, Breaking Down all the Breaking News” according to their bio. So basically, talking about what they would still like to be doing if they were on the show. Not thirsty at all (eyeroll).
Well, Tamra must really want people to listen because she came in hot with the tea on her former franchise. As reported by @bravohousewives on Instagram, Tamra revealed that she was at a dinner with RHOC newbie Noella Bergener, who shared some, erm, personal information. It’s unclear why Tamra was at dinner with Noella but they might be familiar with each other through another ex-castmate, Braunwyn Windham-Burke. Who supposedly brought Noella onto the show then got replaced by her. Oopsie!
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In the clip of their podcast, Tamra told Teddi, “She [Noella] pulls out her phone and shows me a picture of her husband’s….” Tamra can’t finish but Teddi does for her, calling it “his dinger.” Sigh. It’s like listening to high schoolers talk. Anyway, Tamra went on, “And I’m telling you, it was this big.” She holds out her hands wide for emphasis. Teddi forgets she’s on camera and doesn’t even bother to look shocked.
Tamra continued, “And then, as if that wasn’t, oh my god…and instantly I thought, like, they don’t have a good relationship. Because there is no way in hell I’m showing anyone my husband’s weiner.” Tamra, babe, you told everyone at a party, on camera, that you wanted anal from your husband. Don’t be so surprised. Teddi cut in, “Well I instantly thought they probably don’t have a good relationship because they live with her mom! If I lived with my husband’s mom…” Tamra added, “Could you imagine living with your mom and having a sex dungeon?”
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Tamra gleefully went on, “As if that wasn’t bad enough, she proceeds to show us video. Now she’s passing her phone around the table, of her husband doing her from behind.” Teddi is now shooketh and interjected, “Ok, wait, so hold on, is she drunk at this point or is this just her every day, ‘sex free?'” Tamra ended, “I think she’s just really ‘sex free.'”
Ugh, Noella, you really are going to make me defend Tamra and Teddi here? Yes, I would call this behavior shocking, even for a group of grown women who are friends. But Noella is clearly free with her sexuality and doesn’t have a problem putting it out there. Which is fine, I guess. Maybe just not at dinner with Tamra, who will then use it as fodder for her lame podcast. I hope Noella learns from this!
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TELL US – DO YOU BELIEVE TAMRA’S STORY ABOUT NOELLA? WILL YOU LISTEN TO TAMRA AND TEDDI’S POD? DO YOU LIKE NOELLA ON RHOC SO FAR?
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