What the Real Housewives of Bevery Hills needs is a good shake up. And by shake-up I donât mean new cast members. Thankfully theyâve already dumped Teddi Mellencamp. (Just saying). But Iâm over watching the ladies gang up on one unsuspecting housewife season after season, after season. Hello Lisa Vanderpump, Denise Richards, and Garcelle Beauvais. Itâs not fun to watch middle-aged women play mean girls. That was so Lindsay Lohan ago.
What we really need on RHOBH? Is more Harry Hamlin. I need more of his cooking, camping, gardening, and doomsday prepping. Like when do I get to taste his famous spaghetti sauce? Bravo needs to take a page out of Netflixâs handbook and post the recipe in their credits. A la The Officeâs Kevinâs famous chili. Amiright? I do not, however, want to taste his blueberry pie. Iâm sure itâs made with blueberries he no doubt grew from seed. However, I will eat nothing thatâs baked in a rat infested oven. But I digress.
Harry gives the Dos XX most interesting man in the world a run for his money. Is there nothing the man cannot do? Kyle Richards doesnât think so. Even his own wife, Lisa Rinna, only refers to him by his first and last name. As if there could ever be another Harry Hamlin. Woman please.
Recently, Harry was interviewed by Andy Cohen for Interview Magazine. In which, we learned some interesting tidbits, like the fact that Harry does not have erectile disfunction. Of course he doesnât. Raise your hand if youâre surprised. Anyone?
Andy also found out that Harry had a subscription to Playboy at an early age. Of course he did. His parents bought him a five year subscription when he was only 11-years-old. As you do.
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Andy thought Harryâs must have been the cool parents. âOr how surprising, to give an 11-year-old five years of Playboy. Why did they give you that subscription?â
Harryâs parents werenât quite a cool as Andy thought. Harry explained that they, âmight have thought that I was going to go in the other direction. My brother didnât get a subscription to Playboy, and he was two-and-a-half years older than I.â Now thatâs interesting parenting methodology. Canât say Iâve heard of that one before.
It certainly shaped Harry into one well-rounded, and decidedly heterosexual human with âa thing for beautiful women.â Canât argue with the result now, can we.
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TELL US- WOULD YOU EVER BUY YOUR CHILD A SUBSCRIPTION TO PLAYBOY? DO YOU WANT TO TRY HARRY HAMLINâS BOLOGNESE?Â
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