The Real Housewives of Miami star and resident Kardashian impersonator, Larsa Pippen, is quite the enigma. First, she divorces Scottie Pippen, changes her entire look, and finally emerges from the shadows dating Michael Jordan’s son. If Kim Kardashian and the rest of the gang weren’t so mad at her, they might just be impressed. There is no denying that Larsa has come out of her shadow, but fans are wondering if she shouldn’t just find a little bit of shade after she shared some dubious comments on her sex life.
Larsa, Calm Down
Larsa recently claimed on RHOM that she and Marcus Jordan have sex five times a night, which seems a little sus and, quite frankly, exhausting. Like, who is taking Viagra and making sure everyone is hydrated? So it goes without saying that a lot of us fans, including myself, think she is exaggerating just a wee bit. During an episode of Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen brought up a previous RHOM reunion, when Larsa claimed to be having sex four times per night.
The mother of three doubled down, sharing, “That’s facts. I also have sex probably five times a night with the love of my life.” In a TMI move for the ages, Marcus backed up his boo-sharing, “I’m very competitive, so I like to stay ready,” with the podcaster adding it’s “way more than three times.” The PDA binder overflowed as Marcus noted that he could be completely satisfied and keep going, thanks to how hot his partner was. Ew, ew, ew.
When Do They Sleep?
Larsa boasted during the Real Housewives of Miami reunion that she has “always had sex, four times a night” when it came to her love life with Scottie. In my girl math mind, that means 19 years of marriage, carrying the one year of makeup sex, adding one goodbye sex, and that comes around to 45,000 times when she had sex with her ex-husband. How did Larsa get anything else done? The number feels hugely exaggerated as I sit here and think, so Larsa is telling us during labor, postpartum, illness, and away games, she was still having sex? To me, it is clear that she over-exaggerated just to get a headline.
Technically, there isn’t a cap on how many times a man or a woman can have sex in one night. But the numbers seem fishy to me. Larsa, who is 49, has a lot on her plate, including raising children. It seems a bit weird that she would have the energy to perform that much. Marcus, who is 33, might be a bit more virile, but at some point, don’t your parts start hurting? Asking for a friend. The statement comes across as thirsty and less than impressive.
Larsa Is Lovebombng Fans
During the same WHHL segment, Larsa and Marcus took to discussing their favorite sex position (FYI, it’s doggy style.) The couple have been hinting at a pending engagement, so could all this sex talk be a lead-up to even bigger news? If it is a PR stunt, I don’t get it. I know everything nowadays is hypersexualized, but wouldn’t a couple as famous as this want to keep some things to themselves?
Could There Be Trouble in Paradise
Larsa threw Marcus a welcome home party after being gone for just five days, so something is definitely off. Even if it is simple bragging, you do that kind of stuff when you’re in college, not a grown woman with an ex-husband, kids, and a career. Have some class. The couple comes across as very codependent, and I would bet dollars to donuts that there is more bubbling beneath the surface.
Even though the duo makes sure not to let anyone see beneath the surface, many fans notice their constant need to do everything together, which is a little weird. Maybe claiming that they have so much sex is a way of feeling more connected? Over the years, we have seen plenty of Real Housewives stars who bend the truth to feel more important. But Larsa actually comes across as a bit delusional, which translates to viewers as insulting.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK LARSA IS LYING ABOUT HER SEX LIFE?
