If anyone out there has been sleeping on the Real Housewives of Dubai series, I strongly (and lovingly) suggest you WAKE UP, as this city contains everything great about the Real Housewives franchise. To start, the wealth of each star is through the roof, and the visuals and cultural differences are fascinating. But also, the drama is (mostly) light, and more often than not, their arguments end peacefully. Finally, their designer-laden wardrobes are enviable, so it shocked me zero when their well-planned Season 2 Reunion looks dropped. To be blunt, every woman ate, but I will still rank them now (she typed, wearing sweatpants and mismatched holiday socks).
And also. Saba Yussouf, where are you?
6) Taleen Marie
I feel sick after looking at Taleen Marie and her effortlessly sculpted leg, which is hotly popping out of her red floor-length customized gown. Likely because jealousy is a disease, and I am infected. This form-fitting dress gives off modest in-the-back with party-in-the-front vibes, which I could say tons more about, but I will leave my dirty internal monologues at bay (for now). As for the rest of her look, her heels, free-flowing hair, simplified jewelry, and makeup are all on point.
As stated in The Daily Dish, Taleen wore a custom-made gown created by the Armenian designer Rminé. This fit helped to connect Taleen with her heritage, as “The vibrant red symbolizes the courage and resilience of the Armenian people,” she explained. Likewise, “The floral patterns reflect the beauty of our rich culture and natural landscape,” she added.
However, her customized gown contains enlarged, flower-like embellishments that are borderline distracting. Also, the way her dress gathers at the side is somewhat prom-y. Even still, Taleen looks gorgeous. And I hope she was able to sit down in that dress.
Otherwise, here comes another Talenussy storyline.
6) Sara al Madani
Unlike Taleen, Sara al Madani should have zero problems sitting in her gown since her front slit does not rise super scandalously high. Comfort-wise, this look is the one I would choose to wear. Her gown hugs her curves but hangs loosely from the waist down. Since reunion tapings are long, this floor-length, breathable dress will keep Sara equal parts cozy and couture.
On The Daily Dish, Sara shared the inspiration behind her look. She was going for a “Brunette Marilyn Monroe (simple elegance that is timeless),” and if you ask me, she nailed it.
Well. Sara nailed most of it. Her gown includes a matching choker, and I do not know whether or not I dig it. Her dress also runches throughout her core, giving off bridesmaid vibes.
But again, let me be abundantly clear. Sara served. And I could never. If anyone on this cast can pull off mismatched earrings and edgy inkings, it is her.
4) Caroline Stanbury
Caroline Stanbury showed up looking like an uber-wealthy 17-year-old gym rat, which YAS for her! Her sleeveless, red, floor-length gown fits closely to her body, all the way down to her exaggerated hemlines that billow and fan out on the ground, hiding pricy platforms (or cocktails) underneath. Also, her glam squad is top-tier. Her hair, makeup, and chosen jewels all combined to create a flawless, timeless look.
According to The Daily Dish, this was her intention. As she stated, “Old Hollywood glamour” was her end goal. Well, checkmate, Caroline, you did just that.
While Stanbury looked stunning in this gown, it was simple. Simple is never a bad thing, but a few of her costars arrived wearing a bit more flair. So that leaves Stanbury hanging out in the middle of our RHODubai Season 2 Reunion looks rankings.
Also, Stanbury, give up the name of your surgeon. I know your recovery was rough, but your results are remarkable.
3) Chanel Ayan
Chanel Ayan never disappoints with her looks. She covets ballgowns and stilettos like I adore my adult-sized onesies and raggedy house slippers. Unlike me, thankfully, Chanel and fashion go hand-in-hand, so her Season 2 reunion fit hits as expected. With a Game of Thrones-looking crown sitting atop long, flowing, red hair, a slit that travels up to her hip, and a billowy train covered in florals, her often-seen more is more approach slayed.
“Spanish flamenco dancer is the inspiration behind Chanel Ayan’s couture gown,” her designer Michael Cinco shared via The Daily Dish. This concept was hand-selected for Chanel, as her designer further noted, “The lively and dynamic spirit of Spain perfectly aligns with Ayan’s bold and strong personality.”
I cannot think of anything critical to stress, but I can point out that we are used to seeing Chanel wearing outfits of this nature. We also saw a similar catholic-cathedral look on Larsa Pippen during the Real Housewives of Miami Season 6 Reunion.
Even still, Chanel, I remain endlessly entertained by you and your over-the-top looks.
2) Caroline Brooks
Caroline Brooks, my gawd woman. If these are the services The Glass House offers, no wonder you are staying booked and busy. From perfectly coiffed locks to expertly applied contour, her glam team can now catch me outside on the daily. Attire-wise, Brooks presents as timeless, wearing a simple, albeit elaborately accentuated, form-fitting, slit-containing, long red gown.
“Jessica Rabbit was our inspiration,” Brooks shared with Bravo. “We wanted to go sexy but demure and classic,” she added. And now, I cannot unsee Jessica Rabbit. Pitch a remake of this classic hit to anyone, Brooks, and make that coin once cast.
Sometimes simplicity is best. Brooks gave us simple, but it was so much more. Her sequined gown and perfectionist glam took her to the next level, bringing her to the top end of our RHODubai Season 2 reunion looks.
Hopefully, this look holds up during her teased-about showings of drama.
1) Lesa Milan
Lesa Milan wins by a desert sands landslide. Matching the red theme, Lesa chose a liquid satin fabric that left her looking like a real-life trophy. After a few beats, I finally realized who Lesa was giving. So did the rest of the internet, as images of Halle Bailey from The Little Mermaid began recirculating, showing this dress in a different shade.
Her quip on The Daily Dish is short. But it says enough. It states that Lesa channeled “Modern Hollywood.” But I will call this look Modern Hollywood at sea instead, as her shell-like sleeves and wavy, sleek locks turned her into a literal mermaid overnight.
This gown snatches Lesa in all the right places. And her glam squad fully understood her assignment. Lesa’s cohesive, killer look makes her the clear visual winner of the Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 Reunion.
But will she come out on top as the vitriol victor? We will find out on September 10, 2024.
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