According to Bravo’s teaser clip, Below Deck Season 12 is on the horizon, though no specific date has yet been announced. Bravo promises, “Captain Kerry Titheradge, Fraser Olender, and Kyle Stillie return for a wild season that includes tense work dynamics, tangled love triangles, and a shocking rumor.”
So, business as usual then on Below Deck. Can’t wait!
Watch the Below Deck Season 12 trailer below
The clip starts out hot with Captain Kerry calling maritime police to report “an emergency on the boat.”
In a voiceover from a charter guest, someone says, “I can’t believe this sh*t. They’re canceling the charter.” As crew members wipe away tears, the guest adds, “F*ck you, Captain!” Yikes. You can’t speak to Captain Kerry that way. Have some respect!
“There’s on authority on this boat, and it’s me,” Kerry explains to the guests. “I’m not f*cking around.”
The Below Deck crew is in Saint Maarten this season. At first, I thought that was a spelling error. But my friend Google tells me, “Sint Maarten is located in the northeastern Caribbean Sea … in the Lesser Antilles. It occupies the southern portion of the island of Saint Martin.”
In addition to charter guest altercations, the trailer highlights lost luggage, fire dancers, pillow fights, and fire dancers. Meanwhile, a disembodied voice tells the servers, “You take this, whatever the f*ck this was, and you bring back something I like.” So rude.
Normally unflappable Fraser tells a guest, “Drink your drink and shut up until you get yours.” Whoa. That’s a first.
In a confessional, Fraser adds, “I’m gonna blow this bitch out of the water.”
Meanwhile, another crew member interviews, “I definitely have Peter Pan syndrome. I don’t ever want to grow up.” Isn’t that what yacht life is all about?
When a crew member catches her co-worker swigging a glass of wine, she tells her, “We do not drink on charter.”
Also a group of porn stars charter the boat, so Bravo was kept busy blurring out all the nudity. Must have been fun for the crew.
The new chef comments, “Everyone thinks that chefs are angry all the time. But once you get the Holy Spirit inside of you, God changes you into a different person.” But when things get tense in the galley, the chef asks, “Is this a f*cking joke?”
Mishaps with baggage, a close encounter with a concrete wall and someone gets fired. As dramatic music plays, onscreen we see the words, “On the open seas, tensions are hot, and love is a dangerous game.” Lots of kissing between members of the crew, regardless of gender.
But the big surprise is that Captain Kerry accuses a crewmember of “banging a charter guest.” Wasn’t Kate Chastain believed to have hooked up with a guest back in the day?
Below Deck Season 12 returns June 2 on Bravo.
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