Hey – remember a few months back when a big ol' brawl erupted when the Real Housewives of New Jersey stars were filming at the opening of Kim D's (KIM D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) new boutique, Posche 2?
Remember how Jacqueline Laurita reportedly ripped off her designer discount stilettos (girl's on a budg!) and whacked Johnny The Greek (aka John Karagiorgis) on the head, giving him like 10th degree brain damage. He couldn't tweet for one whole day, y'all!
And then Joe Gorga and Chris Laurita like attacked him. We've seen Poison fight, so I imagine Chris did most of the beating down. And then someone threw a sink…
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Yeah, so all that happened. And then they all got charged with making terroristic threats and assault. Mr. Karagiorgis in return was also charged with harassment, assault, and making terroristic threats when Poison testified that John was stalking his totally never been a stripper and barely On Display wife.
So they're all obsessed with each other, they're all acting like a PSA on why social media bullying is bad, bad, bad kids, and now they're all being forced to face off in court, because they're all going to appear before a judge on September 5th to tell their tales of woe.
So set your iPhone reminders, cause RHONJ stars are back in their second home: the courtroom. I wonder if Bravo will be filming that as well…
TELL US – ARE YOU SURPRISED THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO COURT?
