How Kim Kardashian gets invited to any fashion shows is a complete mystery to me given how completely fashion challenged she and Kanye West are. Perhaps Kendall Jenner is scoring her invitations?
This week Kimye took their Fashion Freak Show act on the road to Paris. They’re staying in Kanye’s exquisitely decorated French apartment and toting poor little North along with them.
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Seriously Kim and fashion is a complete joke. More of a joke than Kanye being upset that nude selfies of Kim leaked. I mean nude selfies is practically her occupation.
Proving however they are soooo cutting edge, Kim decided to make babies the new lap dogs as she toted North to the Balenciaga show. Does she tranquilize that child or does she keep a nanny stashed under her seat? Kim, of course, made North represent in a Yeezus t-shirt, because Kardashians are always trying to promote something – anything!
Kim claims North wanted to go to the show – and begged her parents to spend any time with her take her. “She started to cry when we were walking out the door [of our hotel],” Kim insists. “And we couldn’t leave her. So, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing.” Sure – despite her artfully coordinated outfit. Uh – huh. My toddler always hangs out in a leather mini skirt!
“It was an amazing fashion show for her to be at for her first show,” Kim continues. “”Fashion is already a part of her. She loves it! Another thing North loves – the camera. Like mother, like daughter! “She loves the camera,” a source told Us Weekly. “She always does a posed pout.”
North is also apparently walking now. And wearing boots. Which means it’s only a matter of time before those boots are walking right out on Kimye’s krazy attention-seeking ways. Good lord am I excited for this child’s future tell-all.
And I’m also excited for Kim making the announcement that Baby Kimye 2.0 (or South, I’m sure) was konceived right on the runways of Paris. And Kanye ranting about how North is the most culturally progressive toddler in the history of the world and is currently designing and sewing her own kollection of tiny human klothes called AMAZING DINOSAUR PRODIGY CHILD by North by North West.
TELL US – TOTING YOUR TODDLER TO FASHION WEEK: DE MODE OR DE TROP, AKA SWEET OR ATTENTION SEEKING AS ALL HELL?
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