It was all about the hot mess express on Monday’s episode of Southern Charm, but the mode of transportation wasn’t a crazy train–instead it was a golf cart! After Kathryn Dennis went off on Whitney Sudler-Smith in a cyclone-esque storm of hate (one friend described it as “feral”), Craig Conover came to her rescue with more vino, keys to a battery operated tiny-car, and sticks and sand to generate body heat. It was, as you all recall, scandalous.
While Shepard “Shep” Rose had plenty to say about Craig’s recent tomfoolery during the group’s dinner on Jekyll Island, Cameran Eubanks has been the one talking it about it post-show. While some see her as a pot-stirrer, I honestly believe she cares for these turds, and she’s at her wits end trying to help them make good decisions. Of course, we all know that good decisions make for bad reality television. Thankfully for Bravo, there is no shortage of idiotic behavior when it comes to the charming cast!
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Cameran has taken a lot of heat on social media, with many accusing her of spreading gossip for the sake of entertainment. Wait, isn’t that why we watch? However, she continues to stand by her actions, which makes me think it’s less about pleasing Andy Cohen and more about hoping her friends see the error of their ways…and the stupidity behind their careless (and potentially dangerous) drunken antics.
Speaking to Bravotv.com, Cameran rehashes the crew’s mini-vacay that was anything but refined and gentile. When asked if she had anticipated any drama on the getaway, Cameran responds, “Does a bear sh** in the woods? Of course,” adding that she wasn’t shocked that Kathryn attended the weekend retreat sans Thomas Ravenel.
Addressing Craig’s conduct of late, Cameran understands why Shep had such a little amount of patience for the captain’s hat wearing, noon-snoozing frat boy. She explains, “We were all fed up with Craig. He was headed down a dark path, and nobody could get through to him. I know Shep cares a lot about Craig deep down, but sometimes men can be amateurish at properly expressing their feelings.”
Revealing why she retired post-awkward dinner and pre-hillbilly femme fatale showdown, Cameran quips with her trademark snark, “I went to bed because 10pm is my normal bedtime, and if I wanted to watch white people fight, I could just turn on Jerry Springer from the comfort of my own bed.” Truer words, Cameran, truer words.
Despite the beach bound slumber party that had tongues wagging all over the Jekyll Island croquet scene (it’s a bigger scene than you’d think, and it’s incredibly “very”), Cameran doesn’t for one moment believe that any hanky panky occurred under the blanket of twigs. She matter-of-factly tells it like it is, asserting, “No, I do not think they hooked up. I do however think they had no business driving a golf cart at 3am. It’s a miracle nobody was hurt.”
Preach, Cameran. That’s why you narrate these tales of turds!
TELL US – DO YOU THINK ANYTHING SHADY HAPPENED ON THE BEACH BETWEEN KATHRYN AND CRAIG? WAS THE GOLF CART JOY RIDE JUST LATE NIGHT FUN OR A REALLY BAD DECISION (HINT: IT’S PROBABLY THE LATTER! 😉 )?
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