And we’re back with The Real Housewives of Miami Season 6, Episode 13, titled “Miami in Mexico.” As the saying goes, you can take the Housewives out of Miami, but you can’t take the Miami out of the Housewives as drama followed them even on their cast trip to Mexico that Alexia announced last week. Just as soon as Guerdy gave an update on her cancer treatment, Larsa decided to get shady. Meanwhile, Kiki’s festering feelings from Swim Week followed the girls down south. See how it all went down in the RHOM Season 6, Episode 13 recap below.
The Miami Housewives prepare for Mexico City
Alexia was excited to head to Mexico to visit the Cathedral Metropolitana and reconnect with La Virgen Guadalupe because the Virgin Mary, or Guadalupe, was an immense source of support to her amid Frankie’s accident. She and Frankie sat down to write a letter of thanks and supplication to Guadalupe.
While the other women were making their preparations and doing their packing, one Housewife was doing a bit of shopping. Nicole was looking at walling options for her new home with Anthony. She said she was excited to head to Mexico with the rest of the ladies but would have to fly by herself because she worked the morning of the departure.
Moreover, she’d have to fly commercial (like us peasants) because the private plane was in service. Ultimately, with everything that would go down during the first day in Mexico, Nicole was probably glad she’d get to fly in late.
Good news and bad news, especially for Guerdy
The flight to Mexico City went off without a hitch. Alexia was glad to host her friends, not only to have some fun but also to “educate,” as she put it. Julia was excited to celebrate her birthday, along with Kiki’s, while on vacation.
Still, despite the merriment, it wasn’t all sunshine and panaderías. As the girls loaded into the van to head to their hotel, Lisa had to take the backseat to communicate with Lenny and the lawyers, attempting to settle.
On the more positive side of things, Guerdy reported that her second surgery went very well. Viewers may recall how nervous she was to have to go under the knife a second time, so it was a relief to hear it worked out. Unfortunately, while they cleared the cancer cells, she would still have to undergo chemo. “My emotions have been all over the place,” Guerdy shared.
But that meant Guerdy was all the more excited to be in Mexico and decompress. As soon as the group got to the hotel, the drinking began. And so did the drama.
Larsa starts a fight with Alexia completely unprompted
As the girls did some drinking and had a light lunch, they broke down their schedule for the trip, highlighting a gondola ride, the Cathedral Metropolitana, and the Pride celebrations, which included Adriana’s performance of FYAH. Larsa was also excited for the girls to tour her tequila factory.
Then, for no reason at all, completely unprompted, Larsa decided to start throwing shade. She called out Alexia for being unsupportive of her businesses in the past. Indeed, in Season 5, when Larsa was pushing a dog collar onto her friends, Alexia admitted that it always felt like Larsa was selling to them during their parties. Hey, speaking of, has anyone seen Larsa’s dog lately?
Larsa admitted her feelings were hurt by Alexia’s words, saying, “I don’t have a Todd.” This took the group aback. Alexia said, “You don’t know what Todd provides for me, so that was very rude and disrespectful.” Marysol started feeling the heat and decided she’d go lie down. Alexia and Larsa began bickering for minutes on end.
Larsa, unprompted once again, stood up and started shouting. It was hard not to see this drama as forced on Larsa’s part. In a confessional, Kiki wiped her eyes with a vibrator, mocking Larsa with a bemoaning impression. “I just have this, guys,” she said, holding up the sex toy. “And this doesn’t even come with money. I had to pay for this!”
Adriana’s choreography and Lisa’s legal troubles
Later, after the girls got settled into their suites, they did some splitting up. Kiki and Julia joined Adriana at her rehearsal. She and her group of male dancers had just one single rehearsal before the performance. Kiki admitted the time constraint and the given dancers made her nervous for Adriana.
Elsewhere, Alexia, Lisa, Larsa, and Guerdy went to a bakery to pick up birthday cakes for Julia and Kiki. While Alexia and Guerdy spoke with the baker, Lisa and Larsa tried to find good lighting outside for pictures. The two discussed how Larsa and Marcus knew each other’s passwords and Lisa found that to be a bit too radical.
The girls then went to a park, which Lisa said looked “like Japan.” Excuse me? Regardless, Lisa discussed her legal troubles. She felt she was good at getting Lenny to a point she wanted but his lawyers always pulled him back. She wanted to sign the deal but she needed Lenny to give a bit more. “I’m walking on eggshells right now,” she said.
Kiki and Guerdy got problems with Larsa
As the girls got ready for their night, Kiki reported some unfortunate news to Guerdy. As it turned out, Larsa said she wouldn’t “shed fake tears like some of us.” Our very own headline flashed up on screen. Her castmates quickly interpreted that as an attack on Guerdy. Guerdy couldn’t believe the recency of Larsa’s words.
Nevertheless, when the group met up downstairs for drinks, Guerdy held back from confronting Larsa. She explained, “I have tact and class, so I will deal with her later. Timing is everything.” Good on ya, Guerdy.
Speaking of timing, Kiki was ready to stir the pot as the conversation turned toward Larsa’s spat with Alexia earlier that day. Larsa expressed her woe at the fact that Alexia couldn’t be supportive of her. Kiki expressed that she was “triggered” by Larsa’s hypocrisy since she didn’t come to the Swim Week afterparty to show her support.
Larsa’s excuse? “You know I was on antibiotics, right?” Kiki confessed she wasn’t seeing any improvement from Larsa as a friend. Larsa admitted she already got Kiki a present to make it up to her, and Kiki certainly wasn’t mad about that.
Detective Julia asks if Marcus cheated on Larsa
The party then went mobile as Alexia had a destination set. But on the way, a discussion on kinks moved to an interrogation of Larsa. Julia asked how Larsa felt when it came out that Marcus had grabbed another girl by the butt and made out with her. Larsa explained how that was “way before” her and she was also talking to other guys at the time.
Julia, however, was skeptical. She noted how the scandal came out in November, just before Larsa claimed she and Marcus were spending the holidays together. Marysol also expressed her confusion. But before the grilling could continue, the girls arrived at their destination.
They pulled up to a strange building with nearly naked men in bunny masks. Alexia said the location was an art gallery, but it was certainly unlike any gallery these women had ever seen. Alexia criticized the “holier than thou” attitude of her friends. At the very least, Kiki was loving it.
Guerdy gets into it with Larsa (again)
The ladies were then escorted into the true art gallery itself. The contemporary style wasn’t for everybody, and as the girls started trading seats and whispering to each other, Alexia couldn’t help but feel they were being very disrespectful toward the artist who was trying to explain his inspiration. The food then came out and the women were unsure of what they were eating.
To break up some of the awkward tension, Larsa suggested they play a game. Not a bad idea. Except the game that she suggested was truth or dare. Kiki was dared to do five minutes in heaven with one of the servers only to discover he was gay. When asked if they’d ever questioned their sexuality, Adriana said she had an ex who wanted to see her with two different men. She didn’t enact his fantasy, but she’d “thought about it.”
When it was Guerdy’s turn, Larsa picked truth, and Guerdy confronted her about the “fake tears.” Kiki sighed (and so did I. What happened to “tact and class” Guerdy?). Guerdy and Larsa brought up the fake argument again and Alexia felt embarrassed that her artist friend had to endure this. Even Marysol pointed out that Larsa didn’t know when to back down.
Larsa, for her part, felt that she’d been “dodging bullets all day” and was “sick of being everyone’s punching bag.” Um, Larsa, you started the argument with Alexia. Moreover, you’re still on this “fake” stuff. As Guerdy said, “You are always holding onto sh*t, that’s the problem with you … You hold onto the past.” Thankfully, some piano and interpretive dance ended the fight.
The Real Housewives of Miami continues Wednesdays at 9/8c on Bravo.
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