For Christine Brown, her love story with David Woolley is nothing short of a fairy tale. She returned to her Utah roots after a toxic marriage to Kody Brown. It was there she fell in love with the widowed contractor. As we know, the rest is history. After a slap in the face to Kody and a Sister Wives wedding special, fans are finally able to see their relationship play out in the newest season. But the most recent episode had fans doing a double-take when it came to David.
David Woolley performed a labor of love
Listen, I like David and Christine together. Do I think they moved extremely fast? Yes. Do I think they should tone down their PDA? God, yes! But I have always been rooting for Christine to find her prince charming and forever love. However, this week’s episode of Sister Wives really made Christine look thirsty. Like, get this woman some water, thirsty. While still very much in their honeymoon phase, the couple went out to visit a wedding venue in Moab, Utah. I had to pause the show for a second and double-check my facts because, at this point and time, the couple was not engaged. Honestly, it was a bit much to take, and I felt just as uncomfortable as Ysabel Brown and Truely Brown looked.
It was clear David was testing his future wife. He had been out to this venue plenty of times and with other women. In his TLC confessional, he noted, “I like Moab. I like climbing. What I like about Moab is you’re going like 200 million years ago when the dinosaurs roamed.” I mean, the venue was gorgeous! But everything seemed to be moving so quickly. David added, “I wanted to share it with somebody. In fact, I’ve gone down there and taken a few ladies, and they never want to go back. So I said, ‘The one who will love Moab like I do, that’s the one I’ll marry.’”
Christine Brown is the early bird, and she’s getting the worm
I didn’t love the fact that David was clearly setting Christine up. The tour and motive felt incredibly cringey, and I wish producers had cast the situation in a better light. But all I can assume is the pair had a private conversation off-camera that led to the venue hunt. Even though the Brown children may be hesitant to run their mother down the aisle, for a couple over 50, this timeline does add up. Christine and David didn’t want to waste time. Frankly, Christine has been insufferable when it comes to David. She and her now husband have posted obnoxious social media posts, usually aimed at Kody.
But it looks like David and Christine are smitten with one another. David shared that no one took care of him like Christine had. And even though his kids also balked at the idea of marriage, David joked, “Why wait? We have a lot of vacations to go on.” It turns out David might have been the aggressor who rushed the marriage since he asked about looking for rings relatively quickly.
Christine Brown purposefully left Meri Brown off the invite list
As we know, Christine and David ended up tying the knot on October 7, 2023. And even though their wedding had over 200 guests, three people were noticeably excluded. Naturally, Robyn Brown and Kody did not have an invitation. But Meri Brown was shunned, too. Christine shared during the most recent Sister Wives episode, “We’ll invite Janelle to our wedding, Janelle’s kids. Leon Brown, for sure, Meri’s child. I am not ready to be around Meri and Robyn and Kody yet.”
But Kody was not unaware of Christine’s movements. In a confessional, he shared, “I’ve heard rumors about Christine dating. I’ve heard rumors that he’s Christine’s soulmate. She’s very excited about the relationship. I’m offended for her on the idea that she’d be stuck with me for eternity when her soulmate was out there to be found.” As her one-year wedding anniversary just passed, Christine seemed happier than ever and undeterred by David’s no-so-secret plan to weed her out.
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